When my mom pulls out all the chocolate she got me for Easter at my mature and responsible age #ilovemymom She won't get my ass out of the house until I'm 36 #chud#unemployed
#whoremembers more like #whore members 'cause of whatever recreational drug this app's laced with to produce the almost fascinating tweets I see on the regular
Tl full of people gushing about the freakyness of #Bridgerton season5, which is fun because I've never seen a single second of that show, and doubt I'll watch it when season 5 releases, but I still want #franchaela to have the nastiest, most bed-breaking sex imaginable