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@TheBrancaShow Sometimes it depends on your criteria.

My dad told me that he picked a Chinese lady as his doctor because she had little fingers and it made his prostate exam seem less gay.

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@ReviewsPossum The only people comfortable in that place are in the morgue.

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@AndrewCFollett What about fat people?

We've been pumping Euros full of BBQ and ranch for weeks and I think the Blacks are adding booze to their candied pineapple drank.

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@thatstarwarsgrl Have they tried just jogging away from her?

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Here's how to make your A/C impervious to the UK's license enforcement:

[The National Pulse @TheNatPulse]

UK Officials Order Removal of Home Air Conditioning Amidst 104F Heat for Net Zero Compliance.

Local councils in Britain are enforcing strict “net zero” climate policies that limit air conditioning installations, even as the country experiences record-breaking heat.

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❓ WHAT HAPPENED: Britons have been ordered to remove air conditioning units from their homes amid a Net Zero crackdown, even as temperatures hit 104F this week. Planning officials in London councils such as Camden and Islington are enforcing a “cooling hierarchy” that treats AC as a last resort after passive measures like opening windows or using fans, with some residents told to permanently dismantle units already installed.

📺 DETAIL: In one London case, Camden inspectors demanded removal despite the homeowner’s security concerns and existing solar panels, citing insufficient justification and the absence of ceiling fans. These local policies, influenced by the London Plan under Mayor Sadiq Khan, go beyond national rules by discouraging energy-intensive cooling to limit emissions. The Opposition politicians have condemned the approach as leaving Britain in the “dark ages,” blocking modern conveniences common elsewhere. Only about three percent of British homes have air conditioning, compared to 90 percent in the United States. The Climate Change Committee has acknowledged the growing need for cooling in care homes, schools, and hospitals. Councils claim that enforcement action against AC is rare and aimed at ensuring so-called climate-friendly alternatives are considered first.

🎯 IMPACT: Opponents argue that anti-AC policies leave Britain lagging behind other nations in modern conveniences, raising concerns about public health and comfort during heatwaves.

Image by Dinkun Chen.

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@TowardsSun22 Men with high body counts:

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@pudgenet 65° - making chilly dogs

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@MrHreviews @DailyMail The same governments which take these broad cultural issues into account for sentencing refuse to take them into account for immigration.

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@MomsPostingLs @NydiaVelazquez The Somalis are scamming us and sending remittances home to fund a civil war. How is that helping Somalia and the Somalians loving there?

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@TRHLofficial @GavinNewsom What if we meet him 13% of the way?

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@GenericSnarky Want your town to be 30+ mph again?

A fairly box of roofing tacks is less than $20 and would great in their driveway. You'll want the ones you can't sweep with a magnet and give him a handful at a time every few weeks.

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@TBYSTweet @xraygirl_ Say what you will about Weinstein but he would never have subjected us to this.

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@catturd2 Word?

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@Sargon_of_Akkad The published ROI and economies of scale for these projects are based in fantasy.

On an industrial scale, these only make sense on open land with easy access for maintenance. In a car park these will struggle to break even over a long period while being unreliable.

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@Mrgunsngear It does reduce the amount of time a likely pervert spends in their state.

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@attackdogX I think we should deport people to random countries by spinning one of 3 wheels. Wheel 1 is developed countries, wheel 2 is developing countries and wheel 3 is shitholes.

You get sent to a country on the wheel you're from unless you're a criminal and then you get a worse wheel.

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I guess he didn't feel very . . . sheepish.
His behavior must have gotten the farmer's . . . goat.
Did police catch him while he was . . . on the lam?

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

Doctor or Engineer?

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@DontWalkRUN Imagine his sense of disappointment when the Somalis don't chip in for his defense fund.

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@HazelAppleyard Is there a public water fountain like this that also doesn't double as a hobo bidet?

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@xStrat9x Based on current observations I think women's roles were largely oriented around indirectly ensuring there was a variety and volume of meat available.

That is to say, after rejecting each dining option offered, the guys went out and slaughtered half the forest to shut them up.