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Advocate of the High Court of Kenya

[Sir Adam ™ @AdamMaina_]

Maharagwe ya coconut cannot be referred by it's actual swahili name on UberEats because a certain baby was born on April 20, 1889 in Braunau am Inn, Austria.

[Okiya Omtatah Okoiti @OkiyaOmtatah]

I have been suspended from the @Senate_KE for three sitting days for REFUSING to withdraw the word “yapping” in describing the President’s ROADSIDE declaration on undocumented immigrants.

I respect the Chair, but I will not surrender the constitutional duty to speak truth to power.

Article 135 requires PRESIDENTIAL decisions made under the Constitution to be in WRITING , SEALED and SIGNED. A roadside utterance cannot acquire the force of law simply because it comes from the President.

If calling out UNCONSTITUTIONAL governance is punishable, then the greater danger is not the word “yapping”. It is the growing intolerance for accountability.

Three days outside the Chamber will not silence me. I will continue to defend the Constitution and the Kenyan people. https://t.co/PkvYwrBgq5

[Silver Fox 🦊 @livin_omanga]

Si mwondokee vijana wadogo? Hamjatosheka jomba 😂

[Cross˚ @Elkrosmediahub]

02:58pm jor!!!!!!

[Nanj the Dj✨ @NanjieGalgalo]

Ati alcohol is a no 😂😂unaambia nani??

[muliii @muliwithanm]

Signs ulioneshwa mapema Nyakundi ni wewe hukutaka kuona 🤣🤣

[☆𝕭𝕴𝕽𝕯☆ 🗡️ @fullmetaltrist]

my horses tell me charlie is in the stable

[Ballon d'Or @ballondor]

Nominated for the 2026 Ballon d’Or ⬇️

@B_Fernandes8
@ManUtd
@selecaoportugal

#ballondor

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

Once again, I'll share this quote by Warsan Shire, “No one leaves home unless home is the mouth of a shark.”

[chad @chasedbywasps]

I like getting gray hairs because it's a sign this is almost over

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

At 23 years and 233 days, Job Ochieng became the youngest Real Sociedad player to be directly involved in three goals in a LaLiga match since Alexander Isak (Now at Liverpool) achieved the feat against Alavés in February 2021, aged 21 years and 153 days.

[Rising Stars XI @RisingStarXI]

🇰🇪🚀 The GOLAZO of 𝗝𝗢𝗕 𝗢𝗖𝗛𝗜𝗘𝗡𝗚 (𝟮𝟯)!!

PHENOMENAL 👏

[Daniel @growing_daniel]

Jesus was a carpenter which means for a split second when they handed him his cross he probably clocked it and was like hmmm cedar

[AFC Ajax @AFCAjax]

Aaron Bouwman will not be in action again during the month of September.

Examinations showed that Bouwman suffered several injuries, including bruising to his sternum and a bruised lung. He remains in hospital on Sunday for observation.

Get well soon, Aaron! 🫶

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Hao watu wako Rhema Fest wamepita under clothed, unhoused, underfed street children, then proceeded to give millions in offerrings to vultures posing as men of god.

[Charlie Kirk @charliekirk11]

Did I just get shot by an AR-15? Feels like it.

[aristophanes 🇰🇪 🍂 @iFortknox]

Ndii can afford therapy. Don’t be afraid to fat-shame him.

[Swansea City AFC @SwansOfficial]

Liquid football 🤌