Nik Moranis

@nervousdater // GIFT HORSE

☺️Punk Rock HVAC Dog Guy☺️

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The only time grapes are most alluring is when they’re still in their container/bag in the fridge

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No one should be able to see or look at coleslaw before 9am

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Shout out mail carriers and @threedomusa

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I took myself to Ralph’s last night and truly felt I was #healed

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Alton John

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@FratMcG93 Bernadette Neeer

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Cucumber Juul pod come back to me 💔

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Saying someone is “in the house” at a social gathering is funny

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@FratMcG93 YAAAS KING

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Geese need to learn how to shut the fuck up.

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2023 STANDING FRONT FLIP

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Going back to the confessional to ask what stocks I should I invest in🤷🏼‍♂️😕

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It should be a rule that before you order McDonald’s breakfast you have to ask the person taking your order if you look like an “on the surface piece of shit”

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@Neevuz Fucking finally

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Jenny Lewis said “shake it, shake it, Sugaree”

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“It’s all love” as I think about every single person I’ve ever met/ever will meet during my lifetime while chomping on lightly garlic powdered pizza

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I must become the Rat Czar

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Zvex box of rock

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It’s the time of year where my dogs take turns pissing in the same pile of leaves to show which of them is more badass

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It’s giving baby yoda vibes!