Lugard

Prospective writer | Son | Brother | Friend | Lfc

[Lugard @brownchap_]

What’s the “cooking” that happened here?

[Chidi stephen @steasyautos]

30m car o 😭 🤲
Guy china 🇨🇳 is cooking badly🔥

[Lugard @brownchap_]

It makes perfect sense, you’re just too slow to get it

[Foundational Nupe Lawyer @egi_nupe]

As many times as I have read this story and its narrative it keeps making no sense and I don’t know if it makes sense to anybody. Those involved in this scandal are not telling us the truth

[Lugard @brownchap_]

First billion naira house in Nigeria

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Na the video be this 🥶🏠

[Lugard @brownchap_]

This will be the last time I’ll take movie recommendations from this app.

Rating 1/10

[Lugard @brownchap_]

“My friend Trump” old man famzying friendship

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

If he gets insulted now, you modafokas will start crying

Trump gives a command and goes to his bedroom to sleep? Is Adeboye using drugs?

[Lugard @brownchap_]

I can see a sweet akara spot just by the corner

[Oyindamola🙄 @dammiedammie35]

Gbagada express way, Lagos state today 💦

[Lugard @brownchap_]

🫣

[The Presiding Bishop @Ogidi_Of_Owa]

The reason your mother fried Akara to send you to school is so that you can be a better citizen of the society and have a fighting chance against poverty. She didn't do it for you to come online and defend frying of Akara as economic empowerment. Don't waste her efforts.

[Lugard @brownchap_]

This explains Nigeria static growth, we don’t evolve, we don’t aspire to move forward, if you like vote in a new government with new people it’ll be the same old shit.

[Imran Muhammad @Imranmuhdz]

My mother sold akara and bananas. I carried bananas on my head to the market in Jos. My mother sold oranges, and through this, they were able to train me.

- Sunday Dare, SA to President Tinubu on Media and Public Communications, on recent remarks by First Lady Remi Tinubu.

[Lugard @brownchap_]

Between 2018-2019, some Nigerians defended 10k tradermoni, where are the millionaires made from that scheme? Pls come out and defend the First Lady

[Lugard @brownchap_]

Kids I present to you, an olodo on suit

[Dr Dípò Awójídé @OgbeniDipo]

UK born and bred. Went to the best schools in London and holds a solid managerial role. You no see say we dey go France 🇫🇷 today Mexico 🇲🇽 tomorrow Turkey 🇹🇷 next day? Again, not everyone is poor and the comment of the First Lady was about poor people & bottom of the pyramid.

[Lugard @brownchap_]

You see why “Peller culture” is euphemism? The olodo uprising is beyond fooling around on social media

[Vampz @Hybrid_Ola]

Baba Ijesha and CEO Luminee are selling aso ebi for their son’s naming ceremony

And it’s ₦350,000. 😂😭

[Lugard @brownchap_]

Davido is already the “de facto” governor of Osun state, I’ll vote the devil I know.

[CHIZZY_BB @CHIZZY_BB]

Gun to ur head, who will u vote for as president?

[Lugard @brownchap_]

Where are these progress they claim to be making?

[Instablog9ja @instablog9ja]

FG borrowing jumps to ₦40.38 trillion in May 2026 from ₦22.99 trillion in May 2025, marking a 75.6% increase within one year — CBN data.

[Lugard @brownchap_]

They’re not even putting much effort into the lies, these “friends” no rate you

[AYG @AygCraft]

I loaned a friend ₦2 million to start a business a year ago. He was later robbed, so he sold some of the items left in the shop to recover some money. He's now doing another business
After a year I asked him to pay me back because I need the money. He said he would be sending

[Lugard @brownchap_]

With the price of gas this beans has been cooking for over an hour now, turning it into fried rice but with beans

[Lugard @brownchap_]

Olodo’s also wear suit

[F O L U🚀 @FolushoxFolarin]

The Akara woman makes 5,000 profit everyday.

You get paid 150K every month

But you think you are better than her because there is AC in your office?

😂😂😂

You have forgotten that you spend 45,000 on transport and at the end of the day she has more disposable cash than you

[Lugard @brownchap_]

Fuck this money laundry nig*a

[P P @pp_privatejet]

$128 dollars is better than no dollars 😎

Let’s party 😎

$150,000 Giveaway | $1500 to 100 People

Drop Stake username + #PPxSTAKE for tip 😎

[Lugard @brownchap_]

These names already look made up

[DopeFutImage @FutDope]

Wait till he gets to 78.
Brazilians will find another player called Freekickahino with 82 goals.

[Lugard @brownchap_]

I just zoomed in on that 3rd frame and it is giving me the creeps

[Crochet Creator🧶 @OreAkinde]

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