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[*Proceeds into the Innermost Chamber* @coolestdudeyet]

Surely there's some Chinese pharmaceutical company making quaaludes right. Like they can't just be fully lost to time

[Mo @fruitpibble]

its What Do I Mean To You Wednesday

[. @browndanim]

Tell me this isn’t true

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

That’s actually the only age you can’t do that

[. @browndanim]

please make your Payment Before Service

[a @a8065287968522]

i'll bounce back once this covid shit over

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Realizing I will probably be too old to enjoy this movie by then

[. @browndanim]

The funniest guy you know was just copying the funniest guy he knows

[Noah @decemberhunting]

Philosophy book that uses the word ontologically in every sentence, for clarity

[. @browndanim]

Do you Realize yet

[. @browndanim]

Browser twitter is the same level of performative as lowercase text

[conway @ConwayAnderson]

chud pods like this are now $6k/mo in SF

[coolguy15 @boomhotdog2]

getting called a cracker at walmart

[josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99]

Rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic is fine. Something to do

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Ever since I left the city you!

[𝕭𝖎𝖗𝖉𝖞 𝖛𝖘 𝕭𝖆𝖇𝖞𝖑𝖔𝖓 @mary_got_grace]

the most insane person you know is irrationally divinely favoured

[323 @Ggod323]

one of you is going to betray me

[JoeI @whitefeelimgs]

Countless America deliberately earn no more than $15,000 a year so they can give their brat kids thousands of dollars worth of fish knowledge on the tax payer’s dime

[tendollar @tendollardanny]

let me know when it’s womanhattan