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[Laurie Whitwell @lauriewhitwell]

First story on this theme from @katwalshthesun in September ⬇️

https://t.co/upQ7jCwMIG

[Paul Heaton @PaulHeatonSolo]

This one goes out to my old friend @billybragg . Still relevant, still cool, still getting in my monthly Top 20, [this was No 12 in November] and most of all, still writing great songs. https://t.co/2XIryISAKm

[ouch @browneyenz]

@danthehangman @USAmbNZ Lockdown’s hard enough Mr Ambassador. We need the hangman to see us through.

[ouch @browneyenz]

@OliverKay @David_Ornstein @JackPittBrooke Exclusive: Tottenham will not be appointing Frank Clark

[🙏🌧🌍 @godblesstoto]

A TERRIBLE INJUSTICE HAS OCCURRED

Rectify this IMMEDIATELY @Twitter

[ouch @browneyenz]

@vodafoneNZ

[ouch @browneyenz]

@FTransferNews Alexis Sanchez's team-mates at #MUFC want his loan to be turned into a permanent deal. #MUFC

[Man United Source @1ManUnitedNews]

Basically it means that #MUFC value James Maddison at £45M.
#1MUN

[Robert Colvile @rcolvile]

‘A kimono? Why a kimono?’

‘A kimono? Why, didn’t you know? He has a terrible bat in his terrible paws, and fights terribly hard against Brexity laws. He likes to go out in his wife’s silky dress and leaves poor little Foxes in kind of a mess...’

(Sorry.)

[Robert Colvile @rcolvile]

‘Where are you going to, little brown Mouse? Come and have tea in my underground house...’

‘It’s terribly kind of you, Fox, but no. I’m meeting a friend in a kimono.’

[Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath]

This important article calls for comedians to be investigated by police for hateful jokes.

I can assure you that it is pure coincidence that if you take the 4th letter of each sentence it spells out “Titania McGrath wrote this you gullible hacks”.
https://t.co/nBozhFLpGp

[Titania McGrath @TitaniaMcGrath]

This General Election was advisory.

I demand a People’s General Election.

#ExitPolls

[Queen of Broccoli 🥦👑 @jobellerina]

I can never decide if the pinnacle of the IRA's "bravery" was the murder of two children in Warrington or the abduction (and torture & execution) of the widow Jean McConville as her screaming children clung to her body (the children then split up into care & being abused there)🤔

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

That’s Entertainment...

[Mike Phelan @Mike_Phelan_1]

🧠⚽️

[ouch @browneyenz]

@PeoplesMomentum Scandalous that the Labour Party think that Diane Abbott can represent any policy with credibility. Not about race, competence

[ouch @browneyenz]

@billybragg thanks for 3 awesome gigs in Auckland. Something for everyone, and great to be reminded of what’s really important.

[Enough Of That Now @AndyGilder]

Petitioning the BBC to just permanently put Whitehouse and Mortimer on a river bank and train cameras on them 24 hours a day. #GoneFishing

[ouch @browneyenz]

Check out this free “Design Thinking” master bundle of 35 templates: https://t.co/14db0gWcOn #ux #design #uxdesign