My mate planned to throw a street party but the food bank ran dry, he can't dance as his hip op's put off again and the street's got so many potholes the tables would collapse. But he wishes the royal couple the best of luck in their massively state-funded future life together
More from the boss: “I’d like to go on record and congratulate Wigan on a fantastic season. They’ve had a great campaign and deserve credit. Also well done to Shrewsbury who pushed us all the way, we wish them well in the play-offs.” #Rovers
@Ebenno88 Bit of a long shot this but I couldn’t help but notice a young girl in the Blackburn end who’d spent some time making a poster requesting ur shirt! U having not noticed her left her gutted! Is there anything u can do? Can #rovers fans help spread the word with a RETWEET
When Jeremy Corbyn was a back bench MP, he sacrificed career advancement for his principles. The Blairites sacrifice principles for career advancement. It's a sweet irony that Jeremy Corbyn is now leader and the Blairites are lowly back benchers.
#LocalElections2018
I was watching Sky News earlier next thing "Jess Phillips" big head filled the screen as she chimed "LABOUR NEEDS TO ASK ITSELF SOME QUESTIONS!" I thought "Yeah, like how long will it put up with you!"
After I appeared on Sky News last night, a man started posting about how he knew where I lived and - in detail - how he wanted to rape my wife. Twitter says it is not a breach of its rules. It is a fucking disgrace.