Browniee

Sassy

[Browniee @brownieedonutt]

@FindingKan Hmn. Another angu sha
Mutuals?

[Browniee @brownieedonutt]

@lidocaine_v2 Valid o
If I say your lips are kissable or beautiful, omooo I want to kizz you plix 🤌🏾😌

[Browniee @brownieedonutt]

@UnkleAyo Please, please, please! you need to date outside of your race so you can experience true love 🤌🏾😌
Remember African women are Komodo dragons

[Browniee @brownieedonutt]

You see how i made that tweet of my husband, and no woman on earth was able to come out and say “is this not your husband” ?

That’s the reward of marrying a very handsome, virgin, submissive, first class degree holder, contented man.

If e reach your turn go marry mgbeke

[Browniee @brownieedonutt]

The more wicked you are as a woman, the higher your chances of a man falling in love with you, even want to marry you.

[Browniee @brownieedonutt]

Omg this 👌🏾💯

[Hauwa ��🌬 @Hauwa_L]

You’ll see a wicked woman and think nobody could ever love this witch meanwhile there’s a man who is dyingggggg for her. Everytime she’s not around him, he wants to faint.

[Browniee @brownieedonutt]

@UnkleAyo More often than not, women knows this bu intuition- but because they’re knee deep into the relationship and ‘in love’.
It becomes hard to admit this, break up and move on.
It is what it is 🤷‍♀️

[Browniee @brownieedonutt]

How tall are you ?

5ft - 5ft 6inches men unprovoked : ‘I am 6 ft’

[Browniee @brownieedonutt]

I don go buy wig, if I like make I faint from hunger 🙂‍↔️

[Browniee @brownieedonutt]

@toni_mtana1 yea

[Browniee @brownieedonutt]

@chukwunonyerem_ mumu pikin wey I be that year 😭😂

[Browniee @brownieedonutt]

We all have that friend or acquaintance that post low quality cringe videos on their WhatsApp status, right? 😭😭

[Browniee @brownieedonutt]

Agreed.
But you like to argue abi you don’t like to argue?

[👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊 @UnkleAyo]

Two talking stages experiences I'll share:

* one told me: "May the best man win". I told her - I'm not Usain Bolt, I don't participate in track events.

*2nd one: " You're too articulate, it is intimidating. You will like to argue".

Women don't know what they want.

[Browniee @brownieedonutt]

@Nanalysb Buy it girlllllll 😌

[Browniee @brownieedonutt]

@MsIoluwa Omg! This 😭😭🤣😭
It’s hard to kill yourself.
Tried it as a child. Wo

[Browniee @brownieedonutt]

‘‘Have kids so you won’t be lonely in your old age or d*e lonely’’

[co-creator with God. 🥼🩺 @MaryRoseMalomo]

“Nnu Ego lay down by the roadside, thinking that she had arrived home. She died quietly there, with no child to hold her hand and no friend to talk to her. She had never really made many friends, so busy had she been building up her joys as a mother.”

I cried. I wept.😭

[Mr Macaroni @mrmacaroni]

I cried so much last night and this morning. I have seen lots of messages from different people about things I did for them at different times most of which I don’t even remember.
The truth is I have always believed in my heart that the only reason God has given to me is to give it back.
I think this is God’s way of telling me to also be thankful!!! I have been thinking too much about what I lost instead of thanking God for seeing me through one of the hardest moments of my life.
I am used to always giving and hardly ever receiving because everyone thought I had in abundance. I have also always found it difficult to ask for help. Even if I had to borrow from anyone, I would always return with interest, even without them asking. But I was tested in ways I couldn’t understand these past few years. I asked for help everywhere and anywhere I could think of and I was on the verge of giving it all up!

I would mention his name but he would be really upset. God used one person to settle all that I owed! And this help came over and over again! I don’t think any sane person would do what he did for me without God’s intervention!
So this is me also saying thank you Brother! And I will continue to do so again and again, privately and publicly! Thank you for giving me hope when I thought it was all over. I can’t help but think I have taken your love and kindness for granted but I want you to know that I am forever indebted to you.

To my closest people in the World (Mr Macaroni & Friends) Thank you for not neglecting me even when you had every reason to. Thank you for saving me 😊
To Don Jazzy, who has been giving me since my university days up till now, I thank you from the bottom of my heart for all you do, not just for me but for so many others!!! To my brother Victor Osimhen and Pastor Bolaji!!! Thank youuuu. 🤍

I am in a better place! I am learning and doing things that make me happy. I don’t and will never regret anything I have ever done in my life to make the lives of others better in even the smallest way possible. However, I have learned a lot of lessons these past few years and I am grateful even for the trials and tribulations for which without them I wouldn’t have the clarity of mind I now have.

May the love in our hearts be forever greater than the hate in the world.

Thank you with all my heart. 🤍

[Browniee @brownieedonutt]

@lidocaine_v2 Nigerians like to glorify suffering