Stasis 🧬

-msg say delivered but I know you ont get it

[The Best Viral Vids🔥 @TheBest_Viral]

When you wake up mid-dream

[𝒜𝓂𝒶𝓁𝒶 🐈‍⬛ @LOVEDOJAACAT]

Doja cat RULES

[Marx @marxhatesu]

Everybody wanna be Mexican but don’t nobody wanna drink 6 beers on a Wednesday night

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

To fall asleep you first pretend to be asleep. That's how everything in life works.

[ᶜᵒᵘʳᵗ @tropicaIghost]

i’d probably get kicked off of love island for saying “i’m going to kill myself” after every single thing that happens

[Abdulkadir | Cybersecurity @cyber_razz]

“A man who has not hit his Claude limit by noon has wasted his morning.”

-Socrates

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

“Men are supposed to lead”
- Bitch who doesn’t listen

[lily @vxylily]

Men only have 5 moods:

1. Constantly horny
2. how we gonna get rich
3. Random 2 am motivation
4. Intense loneliness
5. My family needs me

[Trevor Sikkema @TampaBayTre]

A hat has NO BUSINESS going this hard

[Yemi @6oss_x]

Sit with winners, they won't mock you for trying.

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

First day on the job and the CEO already trusts me to go get apple gift cards for him

[Big Red @jahblessmuff]

I love when big breasted women be wearing them little ass tops. Titties just be hangin out like a nigga wit no job

[Stasis 🧬 @browniiverson]

I’m ready to die

[Sir Doge of the Coin ⚔️ @dogeofficialceo]

I’m so fucking retarded

[Ava @noampomsky]

the only time i beg is to differ

[Om @betterrcallom]

i think we should bring back the concept of waking up on weekends and watching cartoons first thing in the morning.

[໊ @wynavira]

the power of a bowl of rice mixed with some fucking bullshit cannot be overstated

[𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐢✰ @_timiszn]

I'll go a whole week without spending $40 just to spend $1500 randomly in one day.

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

I pray you experience this at least once in your life.