Brownisms and friends

Fuckin eyy

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Does a bear shit in the woods?

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Ass cheese

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Fuck... I just swiped right on chicken rings

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I've got 6 chicken thighs I need to eat tonight

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My brain can't comprehend that trip to flavortown.

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It would be easier to guide Helen Keller through a corn maze with a megaphone than to get him to answer his phone.

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His fit was fresh but he drove like a fucking retard

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I wish they made stainless underwear

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Benjamin Franklin can go fuck himself with that light buld he invented.

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He was probably slangin beef on camera

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These margaritas are going down like power windows

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Finally done working for the day. I'm still here, I'm just not doing anything for the rest of the day

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Swappin' paint and eatin' taint

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You want a Monica LeZynnski?

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Was Aunt Jemima a squirter?

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My sense of self-preservation is telling me to kill myself

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Cash for Clunkers was our generation's holocaust.

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She looks like a guy I went to high school with.

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I like to treat work like nature. Once I'm gone, I don't want anyone to be able to tell I was there.

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Construction criticism

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I haven't come around to her music yet, but I'd cum a round on her forehead