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rolling stone

[mira 🇨🇦🇫🇷🇨🇴🇩🇪 @nikimiraaa]

It's genuinely not too late for Charles Leclerc to be a Love Island bombshell

[$iGN*🧟‍♂️🇧🇷 @dazedstunna]

lowering my sexual talks when i like someone so i don’t seem like a lustful demon from hell

[Cactus owino🥬(Tiffany like New York) @awuoshee]

I'll insert it myself is up there with niko na mimba kubwa utaboeka, too funny man😭😭😭

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Economy so Chieth, weekend zinapita bila kuona picha imejaa pombe na nyama with the caption 'MKO?'
Recession indicator.

[Mwenda🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @Davidkmwenda]

Rage baiting is the highest form of love

[Wazniga'🦉🇪🇸🇦🇷 @IGazih]

My bank account is not built for the amount of live music I require 😭

[blahblah @Jesssbop]

Having sex regularly makes you less angry tbh

[Mya ♡ @myaxlana]

aint shit funny when you dont got no car

[Cyd Wambui @CydWambui]

Nikiishi ruiru kwa bed sitter, kuna day msee alikuja kama ameingiza mkono kwa main door, where the handle usually is ( kenyan style doors)

Akafungua.

Lucky for me, nilikua nimefunga mpaka chini.

I went to the door and asked, “Ni nani na unataka nini!”

Nikaona hasongi..

[Fanatic @Vickthefan]

University in kenya is just an expensive way to delay figuring out your life

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

Booo no one likes silly jokes anymore. Kamagera anajazisha matatu and he hit it thrice and I said come in aka click 😭😂

[ciiku🧚🏾 @ciikuhaha]

I have been outfreaked

[bee🪬 @jojofagsss]

this could all be Dio

[🇪🇸2017 Dybala 🇦🇷 @_justvic1]

Vile me ni mtu mzuri what did I do to deserve a Ruto presidency during my early adulthood???

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Dereva wa nchi ni people pleaser. And we're not the people he pleases.

[drey (25/26 )🏆 @Dreymwangi]

Fuck you and your performative prayers

[Kimemia 🎹🌊 @its_kimemia]

There's nothing in this country worth having kids for

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

America's errand boy

Tuma police Haiti...yes sir
Chukua watu wa Ebola..yes sir
President wa kutumwa Jacket kwa gari

[𝐹𝑖𝑔ℎ𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝐷𝑟𝑒𝑎𝑚𝑒𝑟 @OmilJr]

Watching Fox news and even they are wondering why a president would expose Kenyans with this Ebola quarantine bs

[Vionna @Kurlycheeks]

My fave Kenyanism word: Rada? Depending on the context it could mean WTF? It could mean “seriously?”. It could mean “what’s up?”. It could mean “the hell’s wrong with you?” And you can understand it by the tone someone uses when saying it, and I find it so beautiful.