Andy Brown

Course Manager Cowdray Golf Club

[Andy Brown @brownstuff1984]

Here we go 💪

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨💣 BREAKING: Liverpool reach agreement in principle to appoint Andoni Iraola as new manager, here we go! 🔴🫱🏻‍🫲🏼

Exclusive story from Saturday, 100% confirmed: Arne Slot left and Iraola will lead #LFC project, as expected.

Talks advanced over last 48h and deal in place.

[- @AnfieldRd96]

• PSG save football.
• Arne Slot sacked.
• Andoni Iraola soon.
• Sun is shining.
• World Cup in 13 days.

Have a beautiful evening.

[Andy Brown @brownstuff1984]

The Spring flush lasted about 6 days 🤣🤣
Now battling these crazy May temperatures. Never a dull moment in this job 🥵😎💧
@CowdrayGolf
@DPSGOLF

[Brunte 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿🇬🇧 @Brunte84]

🌡️ Rare UK heatwave hits... and the BBC weather map goes full apocalypse mode again!

Left: Old-school forecast, sunny, warm, normal British summer 🌞

Right: Everything's blood red, dramatic shading, panic activated 🫠

Different narrative. They really can't help themselves. 🙄

Enjoy the sunshine guys 😎

[Andy Brown @brownstuff1984]

Bank holiday weekend ready 😎⛳️ @CowdrayGolf

[Andy Brown @brownstuff1984]

@LFCVine Manager 🤷‍♂️

[Anfield Lounge @AnfieldLounge]

RT if you are Arne Slot OUT

[Andy Brown @brownstuff1984]

@alanbrazil Get well soon Big Al. Look forward to hearing you very soon on @talkSPORT breakfast. Only 309 days until Cheltenham 💪🍺❤️

[Aja ♀️🇬🇧 @AjaTheEmpress]

When I was younger, this would have been a sketch on a comedy show. Today, it’s the Green Party.

[Andy Brown @brownstuff1984]

@metpoliceuk @adje__ Well done to the officers and the bystander involved. Couple of kicks for good measure too 👏👏👏

[Andy Brown @brownstuff1984]

Luckily it's very windy the next few days. Mother nature is the only thing to stop these crossings 😡😡 First steps to making a difference begins on 7th May.....

[Don Keith @RealDonKeith]

🚨Labour’s shiny new £662 million “stop the boats” deal with France lasted exactly five days.

Nearly 300 undocumented men have now arrived on the UK coast in the last two days alone.

Taxpayer funded invasion.

[Lee Harris @LeeHarris]

Just had my council tax bill through and it's gone up *considerably*.

Also had to pay extra for my green waste, again.

It immediately reminded me of this masterpiece.

[Andy Brown @brownstuff1984]

You can't make this shit up...... come here illegally and we might pay you 40k to leave 🤡🤡

[Adam Brooks AKA EssexPR 🇬🇧 @EssexPR]

Enough of this sh*t. Paying failed asylum seekers ten times their country’s annual wage — enough.
Put them on planes and fly them out.

I care not for ridiculous Human Rights laws, I care that our country is collapsing.

[Graham Linehan @Glinner]

Her attitude is exactly what allowed the abuse to go on for over 30 years.

[Andy Brown @brownstuff1984]

🤣🤣🤣

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

🚨 LMFAO 😂 A reporter just rolled up to Billie Eilish’s LA mansion, the one SHE says is built on “stolen land” and it’s pure gold!

Massive gates, security cameras, tall fences, thick hedges, all keeping people OUT.

Reporter: “I thought Billie didn’t believe in borders… but according to the driveway, Billie DOES believe in borders!”

“Let us in, Billie! This is stolen land, we think we should be given access to your quite lovely mansion.”

Lights are on, someone’s home, but the “open borders” queen has Fort Knox-level security.

Hypocrisy level: MAXIMUM!

[Andy Brown @brownstuff1984]

Really productive couple of days @CowdrayGolf Second outing for the ninja tines 🥷 @DPSGOLF followed by some pervade this morning before the next load of rain arrives. Course holding up well and the team are smashing it 💪

[Andy Brown @brownstuff1984]

About £75 is the difference and you wonder why many choose not to buy real ones 🤔

[BBC Sport @BBCSport]

What's the difference between a fake football shirt and a real one? 🤔 👕

Chloe Long, deputy director general at the Anti-Counterfeiting Group, explains.

[Andy Brown @brownstuff1984]

Er er er..... thick as 💩💩

How many people in this country and this is seriously the best we can do 🤦‍♂️

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨RACHEL REEVES DOESN'T KNOW HOW HER NEW TAX WILL WORK

This is so embarrassing
She's actually stupid

"How will your new mileage tax work?"
"Through M.O.T's"
"What if it's a new car, they don't need an M.O.T"

Errr... don't know 🤦

[Andy Brown @brownstuff1984]

It cannot come soon enough.....

[Nigel Farage MP @Nigel_Farage]

We stand ready to fix Broken Britain.

This is my letter to the nation.

[Rupert Lowe MP @RupertLowe10]

Working mums and dads should not have to further subsidise parents who don’t work.

Raising the two-child benefit cap is lazy, and quite frankly will benefit foreign families who have more children.

Dreadful decision.

Indolent foreigners shouldn't get benefits, they should go home.

Why should working parents fund this? Get taxed more and more? So scroungers can sit on their arse and have an easy life? If you can work, you must work. End of story.

That's the message. Not one of rewarding indolence.

No. The message has to be...

Want more children? Get a job.

More politicians should have the courage to say so.