Kinu

Statistician. Craft beer aficionado. Zero-day "Jeopardy!" champ. Accidental temporal paradox creator.

[Kinu @brownsugarkp210]

When you hear the NFL on Fox song in a minor key, you know it's not good

[Kinu @brownsugarkp210]

@CNN I remember when FBI agents used to have that dog in them. Now they're in the dog.

[Brian Fagan @bdfagan]

Remarkable statistic:

Prior to Western Michigan, college football teams were 110,352 - 0 when leading after the end of regulation, dating back to 1869.

[Kinu @brownsugarkp210]

Why do they have shots of Midtown in the interstitial ads during the U.S. Open? SHOW ME FUCKING QUEENS!

[Kinu @brownsugarkp210]

@KenPaxtonTX Get the fuck off my timeline, you pedo-enabling filth.

[Kinu @brownsugarkp210]

@tedcruz Thank you, Ted. Whenever the impostor syndrome kicks in and I feel down on myself, I look up the stupid shit you say and feel a lot better about myself.

[Kinu @brownsugarkp210]

@Breaking911 Does this hurt the cushion?

[Kinu @brownsugarkp210]

Why did they use the same picture twice?

[Kinu @brownsugarkp210]

Breaking news: Dodgers to acquire all players, win World Series by default due to being only team in league.

"Star Trek: Deep Space Nine" was prophetic in predicting that the game would be dead soon.

[MLB @MLB]

Dodgers reportedly acquire LHP Tarik Skubal from the Tigers, per multiple reports including MLB's @Feinsand.

(MLB x @CohnReznick)

[Kinu @brownsugarkp210]

Clearly a disconnect here. @tacobell

[Kinu @brownsugarkp210]

That was quick

[Kinu @brownsugarkp210]

Over/under on how long it takes for someone to post a role-reversal image of Yamine Lamal holding Messi like a baby

[Kinu @brownsugarkp210]

Kyle Schwarber can still win the Home Run Derby if Mike Pence has the courage.

[Kinu @brownsugarkp210]

@RepHarshbarger Imagine that, another hypocritical MAGA fuckbag

[Kinu @brownsugarkp210]

What the fuck is going on @StevenACohen2

[Kinu @brownsugarkp210]

Go Spurs Go, always and forever.

[Kinu @brownsugarkp210]

*retracted*

[Kinu @brownsugarkp210]

De'Aaron Fox 🔥 #spurs

[Kinu @brownsugarkp210]

I appreciate that the San Antonio airport's ATIS has "Go Spurs Go" as part of its remarks.

[Kinu @brownsugarkp210]

Tony Brothers is Tim Donaghy 2.0

[Kinu @brownsugarkp210]

@SpursOfficial