McKenzie Brown

[McKenzie Brown @browntown1920]

@ElChupaBurro @danpfeiffer Bot

[McKenzie Brown @browntown1920]

@LyingKJP @GovTimWalz Be gone, bot

[McKenzie Brown @browntown1920]

@POTUSnote @GovTimWalz Be gone bot

[McKenzie Brown @browntown1920]

@campbellsl Not in my tax bracket.

[McKenzie Brown @browntown1920]

@Boweman55 “Billions?” Really?

[McKenzie Brown @browntown1920]

@Boweman55 Def lean yes

[McKenzie Brown @browntown1920]

While there may exceptions, gay bars smell better than straight bars

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

Ban Viagra.
If pregnancy is “God’s will”, so is impotence.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

told my daughter she was beautiful and she said “I’m not beautiful I’m ANGRY” and you know what? super into it, riot grrrl vibes, happy mother’s day to me 🥰

[Eliza Orlins @elizaorlins]

When we told you this was going to happen, you told us to "calm down."

Fuck.

We knew this was coming. We knew. #RoevWade

https://t.co/vokrbED1pV

[Stephen Semler @stephensemler]

The amount Elon Musk just paid for Twitter ($44 billion) is nearly equal to Biden’s proposed climate budget ($44.9 billion), in case anyone's wondering how seriously we’re taking the climate crisis

[McKenzie Brown @browntown1920]

@revMBT Oofta…

[McKenzie Brown @browntown1920]

@allie_reichert Lol you won and also inadvertently played yourself

[McKenzie Brown @browntown1920]

@SenTedCruz Your social media presence is like a digital cropdusting

[JEN KIRKMAN @JenKirkman]

To every media person in my emails today asking me for a comment about Louis CK. Stop asking ME. Ask MALE comedians. What not ask Patton Oswalt, Judd Apatow, Marc Maron, David Cross, Bo Burnham, Aziz Ansari, Pete Holmes, Rory Scovel, Mike Birbiglia, Doug Benson, Ron Funches?

[McKenzie Brown @browntown1920]

@diannaeanderson I just love the internet. Don’t you?

[McKenzie Brown @browntown1920]

@revMBT Picasso I like it

[McKenzie Brown @browntown1920]

@LilNasX I love you more than anything

[Anya Volz @AnyaVolz]

if you ever wonder why so many women quit comedy look no further than the comedy album grammy winner in the year of our lord 2022

[McKenzie Brown @browntown1920]

@SenTedCruz You are one of the top 5 most detestable human beings on the planet.

Probably #1 but I think people who act maliciously who also have a spine probably outdo you.