Clementines

perps on-chain with discounts:

[Clementines @brownwashing]

$SOL finally ready to make ATHs from here

[Velo @velo_xyz]

Bitcoin just recorded five consecutive green candles on the one minute chart.

[Clementines @brownwashing]

$SOL finally ready to make ATHs from here

[Clementines @brownwashing]

Finally the retards are chasing $ZEC and $HYPE now... while $ETH and $SOL are completely devoid of degenerate speculation, guess what happens next

[Watcher.Guru @WatcherGuru]

JUST IN: Over 50% of all Bitcoin $BTC in circulation is now held at an unrealized loss.

[Clementines @brownwashing]

We got one

[Flood @ThinkingUSD]

Think hedging Crypto exposure with ETH shorts is a no brainer

[Clementines @brownwashing]

Finally the retards are chasing $ZEC and $HYPE now... while $ETH and $SOL are completely devoid of degenerate speculation, guess what happens next

[Clementines @brownwashing]

Obviously time to be defensive after that huge rally in equities from when these retards were bearish

[Crowded Market Report @Crowded_Mkt_Rpt]

Im just the messenger. Do with it as you see fit:

[John Bollinger @bbands]

Yesterday our trend model for Bitcoin turned positive and we took a position in our Tactica program, which is now fully invested. $BTC

[Derive.xyz @DeriveXYZ]

Volatility has been crushed across the board; ETH and BTC IV both halved in a month.

One trader on Derive recently expressed: "The lower IV gets, the more asymmetric the payoff for buyers and the more exposed the sellers."

[Clementines @brownwashing]

don't forget about $PEPE dominance either

[Drift @DriftProtocol]

Today, Drift is announcing a collaboration with @tether and other partners totaling up to nearly $150 million to support our commitment to a relaunch with USDT at the center, and a path to user recovery.

These funds encompass a $100M revenue-linked credit facility, an ecosystem grant, and loans to market makers, designed to fund a dedicated user recovery pool.

Learn more 👇

[Clementines @brownwashing]

Obviously time to be defensive after that huge rally in equities from when these retards were bearish

[Clementines @brownwashing]

Finally time to max long the $IWM

[Clementines @brownwashing]

Obviously time to be defensive after that huge rally in equities from when these retards were bearish

[ً @trading_axe]

Best trader I know told me that the US and Iran negotiations are purposely being delayed to make Vance’s “negotiation skills” perceived as a miracle.

Make it seem like an IMPOSSIBLE task with no light at the end of the tunnel and THEN Vance is the one who “somehow” establishes peace.

Puts him as the front runner for 2028 elections with a massive schelling point,

And consequently becomes a construct for Musk/Thiel/Sacks/Palantir [you’ve seen Trump shill this already] etc. etc.

PayPal mafia will shill Vance hard for ending the war in a few weeks,

Then we rip everything back BIGLY for Elon to become a trillionaire with SpaceX IPO at the PICOTOP.

Stay bullish.

~ Dr. Axius.

[Drift @DriftProtocol]

Drift Protocol is experiencing an active attack. Deposits and withdrawals have been suspended. We are coordinating with multiple security firms, bridges, and exchanges to contain the incident. This is not an April Fools joke. We’ll provide additional updates from this account as more information is available to share.

[Derive.xyz @DeriveXYZ]

SOL options are now live on Derive.

Traders can access onchain options markets for one of the most active ecosystems in crypto.

[Clementines @brownwashing]

Finally time to max long the $IWM

[ً @trading_axe]

As the World's Highest IQ Recorded Holder,

WE MAY SEE THE BLACKEST MONDAYS OF ALL BLACK MONDAYS IN UNDER 24 HOURS.

OIL ONE CANDLE STRAIGHT TO 200 DOLLARS.

SPX LIMIT DOWN TO 5000.

AMERICAN COMPARIOTS ARE BEING DROPSHIPPED LIKE DISPOSABLE WASTE TO SEPPUKU IN IRAN.

THAT'S ISRAEL-FIRST FOR YOU GOYTARD LOSERS.

TRUMP HAS TRIED VERY HARD TO PREVENT FULL BLOWN PANIC BUT TOMORROW IT'S OVER.

THERE IS NOTHING STOPPING THIS WAR UNTIL ONE SIDE CEASES TO EXIST.

DEATH BEFORE DISHONOUR.

ZERO.

~ Dr. Axius.

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Strategy has acquired 17,994 BTC for ~$1.28 billion at ~$70,946 per bitcoin. As of 3/8/2026, we hodl 738,731 $BTC acquired for ~$56.04 billion at ~$75,862 per bitcoin. $MSTR $STRC https://t.co/wB1k3Nt1xa

[Clementines @brownwashing]

They have again started shorting the higher low with gusto, let's see if negative gamma persists or we finally get some mm put wall flip mode action $BTC