Liller Jone

POV: you see whatever you’re currently seeing and not me since you’re leaving me alone and I’m loving it

[Liller Jone @brownwitchbitch]

Not trusting the US government is valid. Not trusting science and the scientific method, the thing that has given us everything from ovens to cars to vibrators to HIV treatment to knowledge of our solar system, is fucking insane.

[Liller Jone @brownwitchbitch]

Time for another social media break and reset babyyyy see you in maybe a month maybe a year 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Liller Jone @brownwitchbitch]

@michaelacp_ Mich please watch it you will love it it’s so good and yet so messy

[ivanajokealot @ivanajokealot]

i hate depression commercials, all these people have backyards and they’re still sad.

[Liller Jone @brownwitchbitch]

God if you are out there you better keep this man safe or the fuck else 🔫 🔫🔫

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

"Fortunately, I'm fully vaccinated and boosted." https://t.co/M3qx7ZMBsM

[Liller Jone @brownwitchbitch]

Me: “I’m gonna get up in time to do yoga, make coffee, mediate and eat a decent breakfast!”
Me, 10 minutes before I’m supposed to teach

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The "Euphoria" scene in which Rue and her mother Leslie fight was entirely improvised

Creator Sam Levinson told Nika King (Leslie) one thing: 'whatever happens, don't let her go'
https://t.co/FtFuciCWsX

[Liller Jone @brownwitchbitch]

@shhurii May I remind y’all the narrative of this show is UNRELIABLE. Half of what you see in the trailers/previews is happening in someone’s head! So stay suspicious and don’t get attached 😅

[Liller Jone @brownwitchbitch]

Ok but this episode of Euphoria had some of the best acted scenes I’ve seen on TV for a minute. Storm Reid and Zendaya absolutely went the fuck off, get it ladies

[Laura @LtotheZee]

The feminine urge to quit everything in my life and up and move to Montana to be a trail guide on a ranch

[Liller Jone @brownwitchbitch]

I’m sorry about your game you guys :(

[Liller Jone @brownwitchbitch]

@EquestriPolls Eloise! You could call her Elli or Lo or weezy 😍

[Liller Jone @brownwitchbitch]

I literally cannot believe I used to step on campus in HEELS at least a few times a week? The effort I would put into my outfits each and every day??? It was a moment- happy I gave myself that era but I WFH now baby- if it ain’t got stretch it’s a no from me

[Liller Jone @brownwitchbitch]

I don’t think y’all understand that I’d genuinely take a bullet for this woman

[The Late Show @colbertlateshow]

Christine Baranski is a Broadway superstar, but she hasn’t forgotten her Buffalo roots nor her @BuffaloBills #LSSC

[Liller Jone @brownwitchbitch]

If you have not healed your own inner child and learned true emotional intelligence/ literacy- you have no fucking business having children- point blank period!!! It is 100% selfishness at that point and it’s inexcusable. They aren’t your little therapists or your punching bags!

[Liller Jone @brownwitchbitch]

Homie is offering everything from an airport pickup to rented pussy 😩 this is a whole entrepreneur

[Dylan Ali @dylanali_]

I think about this black market weed menu my old drug dealer sent me a while back quite often. What a businessman.

[Lil Uzi Hurt 🥺 @lostblackboy]

Every time I do an at-home COVID test, I’m like, “yes go off more black men in STEM.”

[Liller Jone @brownwitchbitch]

If y’all don’t stop settling for less than what you’re worth👊🏽🤛🏾🔫

[Frog and Toad Bot @FrogandToadbot]

Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up, he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”

“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”

[Liller Jone @brownwitchbitch]

My Spanish has gotten better since living next to my stank ass neighbor and trying to decipher what shit she is talking about us today