Nick Hollatz

[Nick Hollatz @browsalicious]

This heat makes me wanna run around in my man-kini! I'm joking, obviously, I wouldn't run, but I'd definitely strut my stuff!

[Nick Hollatz @browsalicious]

Wana see something funny, check out my Facebook

[Nick Hollatz @browsalicious]

Mean people are just normal people with problems, in which case you find the problem, exploit it, and watch them cry like a sissy girl.

[Nick Hollatz @browsalicious]

People say you are what you eat... And I'm pretty sure I'm human..... I need a change in diet

[Nick Hollatz @browsalicious]

One two three four I declare a thumb war, five six seven eight I use this hand to masturbate!

[Nick Hollatz @browsalicious]

Spread love not your legs, or both, it butter that way

[Nick Hollatz @browsalicious]

Wana hear a joke about a slut..., na better not, it's whoreable

[Nick Hollatz @browsalicious]

Follow me and I can't follow you! Psshwa I'm gunna follow you into your night mares and make you go doo doo on your floor!!

[Nick Hollatz @browsalicious]

For those of you who don't know me, I'm awesome!

[Nick Hollatz @browsalicious]

We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.

[Nick Hollatz @browsalicious]

Bored of boredom, a new slapping stick

[Nick Hollatz @browsalicious]

Since nobody knows me.... That means I can do anything....Pillow fort it is!!