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writer | cat parent | journalist

[g a b y @gabydvj]

some free advice for any aspiring young journalists: there's almost never a good reason to emphasize how long you spent reporting something, especially when the amount of time you spent reporting something is "more than a month"

[theo @collinsology]

AI could never write Betty's fake brother and her real brother (both serial killers) breaking out of Hiram Lodge's prison to get married and then force Betty to stab a FBI agent who is writing a dissertation about the family and their serial killer genes

[Michaela Makusha @MakushaMichaela]

how it feels sending pitches to the same editor each week

[blue. @broyaarbas]

the e i wanted to do vs the e i got prescribed

[blue. @broyaarbas]

@mcmansionhell for my adhd, caffeine and l theanine do work for a flow state provided i have a kind of an immediate environment. then again all focus is precarious

[blue. @broyaarbas]

lisa germano geek the girl i am in Ur walls for the entirety of my luteal phase

[dinosaur @dinosaurs1969]

first ever photograph of a cat (1853)

[blue. @broyaarbas]

ann cvetkovich's depression: a public feeling hits me different because she clearly does not have depression and is in fact more symptomatic of undiagnosed adhd

[blue. @broyaarbas]

tweet said to say hi to pikachu for good luck for all may so i said hi pikachu and now another tweet says say hi to pikachu for good luck for all may 😾

[blue. @broyaarbas]

come to da bird app for the hot girlies tbh

[blue. @broyaarbas]

@snackowska pretend you have a pa named jessica and have them apologise on your behalf. in my experience, people are always nicer to my fake pa named jessica tho it could be because she is presumably white and i am not

[✧˖ @colditioner]

Nobody captured the ritual of the human touch quite like Robert Bresson

[blue. @broyaarbas]

@cutecorestar hi pikachu 🩵

[blue. @broyaarbas]

@lunarfq hi walt 🩵

[Diabetic of Enlightenment @dee_of_e]

[Nabokov in 2026] Lolita, my she/her white-passing settler colonial. I’m doing nothing wrong (or am I?). Lo-lee-ta: Ferdinand De Saussure argues that every sign is both arbitrary and differentially constituted. Lo. Lee. Ta.
[my employer reading this] you have been denied tenure

[Viktor @ViktorKlopp]

How to go down stairs quickly lol

[blue. @broyaarbas]

@pl4st1cfl0w3rs

[blue. @broyaarbas]

@snackowska criminal fr my openathens expired before i even started paying off my loans

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

Still crazy to me that the AP Style Guide bans the use of the word "Palestine"