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film nerd ✶ he/him ✶ 𓆣 Allure the obscure.

[𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚 @brozebub]

Dick Van Dyke? More like, Pussy Von Fag.

[Ryan Nickerson @Rya_n_ickerson]

let's re-open the half price books in Montrose and Rice Village

[𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚 @brozebub]

Being mysteriously ill got me fucked uppp, now I’m craving goat cheese and crackers for lunch

[𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚 @brozebub]

@GoPsychotron Apparently “civilization” isn’t projected to enjoy peaches and cream or banana flavored milk

[𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚 @brozebub]

The culture war has hit the HEB milk aisle

[✽ @7i84981o43]

This week has been some fuck ass.

[𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚 @brozebub]

@7i84981o43 The fajitas are my fav, good tortillas made in house not from Sysco or some bullshit, creamy jalapeño dip is bomb, strawberry margs are actually impossible to stop drinking, and og locations have fun decor of Elvis memorabilia and pics of customers’ dogs, it’s premiere nostalgia

[𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚 @brozebub]

Hell is just an approximation of one’s distance from a Chuys

[𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚 @brozebub]

@crow_corner @mybisexualmother

[𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚 @brozebub]

There’s something abt people saying Courtney Love “killed” Kurt Cobain that always come off sorta just sexist to me, bc that guy was like the most depressed looking and sounding guy of all time and that had to have been more than a BPD wife’s half of it

[𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚 @brozebub]

@doxie_gay And that’s why we don’t skydive and we don’t bunjee jump and we don’t get in helicopters and we feel absolutely 0 sense of fomo about such experiences

[𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚 @brozebub]

@GoPsychotron Every restaurant has a fucking like hour long wait what happened to the walking into a restaurant in AMERICA in a non central part of town for an AMERICAN breakfast and being able to sit down IMMEDIATELY if not max 15 minutes

[𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚 @brozebub]

I wish a plague would sweep Austin that killed all remote workers so normal people can actually go to restaurants and like idk maybe any event ever

[𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚 @brozebub]

This game startin to feel like spurs in 6

[𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚 @brozebub]

@Morgan193159 I bet you were really hung up between obstetrician and gynecologist for that #1 spot weren’t you

[𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚 @brozebub]

They should make gummies that taste like edibles but just are candy bc I loveee how weed tastes it’s DANGEROUS

[𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚 @brozebub]

my friend’s tio just said that they may struggle with integrity but white people have incest, and you know what… purr

[𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚 @brozebub]

@7i84981o43 lmaooo no it’s cbg isolate but that would be justtt enough dip to do my pinky toe prolly

[𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚 @brozebub]

Great example of how the more particular you get with your weed consumption, the more crackhead-ish it all starts to look

[𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚 @brozebub]

@GoPsychotron Troomf nuke

[𝖇𝖊𝖆𝖚 @brozebub]

Was unsure abt the fit td but the Astros hat is going triple platinum in the office… flashback to meeting Chris Burke last year at work also