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Cyclist, ⚽️ fan, drummer, would-be European, writer, photography liker.

[Briän with an umlaut @brphillips]

@ElectrifyAm Thank you!

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@ElectrifyAm I don’t know who needs to know this but your charging station situation at Walmart in Highlands Ranch, CO is a bit of a shitshow at the moment. At least one is down, if not two, and the one that “works” will not allow a session to start by any mobile phone method.

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@COSBulldog Feel that 💯

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#marketing

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Hey @TMobile maybe you should call your 55+ discounted plan something other than “senior plan”. Maybe the “Awesome Gen-X +” plan, for example. Probably no one at age 55 thinks of themselves as a senior citizen. Or wants to yet.

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Christians spend generations warning us about the coming of the Antichrist, and when he does show up, they line up to vote for him

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Ok, boomer.

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@lancearmstrong Hey happy birthday, amigo! Wishing you all the best. 🤘

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@SteveStaeger Seriously.

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@PhillipsDena I love paying premiums AND a co-pay AND full price for a preventative device! USA! USA!

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Dentist: You really need a night guard. It will prevent future problems that are caused by clenching your jaw and grinding your teeth at night.

Insurance provider: Oh lol nah, we aren’t going to cover that lol hahaha.

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Why is this even a hassle? https://t.co/2cPBm1LlOr

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Ugh. Gutted watch @MarkCavendish go down hard and forced to abandon. Absolute legend.

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@robert_madison 💯 Always good to keep the mission in view!

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Not sure if neighborhood fireworks or mass shootings. #USA

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@COSBulldog 💯

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The founding fathers would have wanted Independence Day to be celebrated on the 1st Saturday of July with the following Monday as a work holiday rather than a July 4th calendar date that might fall on some random lame weekday. #4thJuly

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Attn: @POTUS ⬇️⬇️⬇️

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The founding fathers would have wanted Independence Day to be celebrated on the 1st Saturday of July with the following Monday as a work holiday rather than a July 4th calendar date that might fall on some random lame weekday. #4thJuly

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@firedupthetweet hmu on Venmo for campaign contributions