Bristol Punchline

Funny business.

[Bristol Punchline @BRSpunchline]

If you're a comedian and have something to promote or share let us know and we'll RT you/share videos/link to websites etc.

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

we need to bring this back

[Sarah Turner @TheUnmumsyMum]

My kids have just discovered that the family sick bowl and the cake mix bowl are one and the same. In my defence, this was also the case when I was growing up … but now I’ve said it out loud, I realise I need to break the cycle. I won’t be taking any further questions.

[Marilyn @dietcokegirI]

Dude at Starbucks just left the crowded store and went “Bye everyone,” and every single person in that store said goodbye I literally just met the main character

[Rob Windscheffel @RWindscheffel]

You’ve gotta love the fact someone’s taken the time to do this

[Abi Clarke @abiclarkecomedy]

I think @ASOS have been having some major supply shortages recently…

[Michael Legge @michaellegge]

To celebrate Bandcamp Friday, both my live comedy shows are FREE for today only. Which means zero profits go to the artist. STICK IT TO THE MAN! Plus the special edition versions of both shows are only a fiver. Enjoy! (Please retweet) https://t.co/XWFPcMV24w

[Alasdair Beckett-King @MisterABK]

Horrible Valentine's ideas:

- You Rock My Wordle
- Let's Mint Our Love On The Blockchain
- Valentine's Day? The thing that killed St. Valentine?

[Lee Brace @bracealmighty]

Are YOU looking for love this #ValentinesDay? This guy's available...

#SilentLee #ValentinesDay2022 #love #valentine #silentmovie #dating #silentcomedy #valentines

[Liberty Hodes @libertyhodes]

My love language is English but just in Kermit the frog accent

[Alf!! - Comedian @whoelsebutalf]

I always try to be frank with the woman I date.
I don't want them knowing my real name.

[Chops Comedy @Chopscomedy]

Grab your tickets for this Tuesday's Chops Comedy at Friendly Records in Bedminster here https://t.co/FZNi2RSTyj

We have some amazing acts from the South West and an incredible secret headliner all trying new jokes!

#comedy #bristol #bedminster #standupcomedy

[The Bristol Improv Theatre @BITheatre]

What's that you hear? 👂🏼

Tales of Adventure's first show of the year is tomorrow evening?!

Well then, you'd better to get down to the Bristol Improv Theatre to hear the next instalment in our heroes' epic tale! Tickets available on our website!

https://t.co/V6YyvW07G1

[Abi Clarke @abiclarkecomedy]

Merry ‘go to the pub with people you never otherwise see’ day #ChristmasEve

[Abi Clarke @abiclarkecomedy]

✨That girl from school who’s joined a pyramid scheme✨