Dan Bru

Just farming my life away, and loving every minute of it.

[Dan Bru @brubaker91]

Sometimes, I worry because I can't understand God and other times I worry that I do...

[Dan Bru @brubaker91]

If you claim to be a man and order a salad from subway, I'm judging you.

[Dan Bru @brubaker91]

Thought I was getting tan until I took a shower, I just have poor hygiene.

[Dan Bru @brubaker91]

If you don't swing for the fences you ain't never gonna hit a home run.

[Dum Science Memes @DoYouScience]

via Carl Sagan

[Dan Bru @brubaker91]

We're gonna holler at the moon and shoot out the lights.

[Dan Bru @brubaker91]

The more people ask me about my beard, the longer I'm going to grow it. #idowhatiwant #LongHairDontCare

[Dan Bru @brubaker91]

Thankful the only mother I celebrate today is my mom. #nokids #thankGod

[Dan Bru @brubaker91]

Had to shoot my gun to stop the dogs from chasing cows. Guess I ruined/saved Mother's Day supper.

[Dan Bru @brubaker91]

Four years ago today I went to Parris Island. Semper Fi.

[Dan Bru @brubaker91]

People will take advantage of you if you let them.

[Dan Bru @brubaker91]

How in the hell am I'm getting a radio station from Vidalia right now?'

[Dan Bru @brubaker91]

Life is short, in spite of your plans.

[Dan Bru @brubaker91]

Prom pictures looking like wedding pictures, wedding pictures looking like party pictures. All of them freaking me out.

[Dan Bru @brubaker91]

It wouldn't be summer without getting cussed at by drivers. I got two fingers two bud.

[Dan Bru @brubaker91]

I don't wash dishes until I run out of coffee cups. #priorities

[Dan Bru @brubaker91]

The fact that folks my age are already getting coverup tattoos is comical. Turns out they weren't your true love....

[Dan Bru @brubaker91]

If Athens ever turns out like Baltimore, it's lost. I don't see any men around here to stop it.

[Dan Bru @brubaker91]

And I can't die now cause I got another show to do...

[Dan Bru @brubaker91]

@polekatparker and then look down on everyone that is from here.