Lividus Aequanimus

Eminent Sciolist, Venerable Keeper of the Garage Keys, and Protector of the Moon.

[Lividus Aequanimus @brucalivio]

@MauLer93 @realswtheory Dyu it!

[Lividus Aequanimus @brucalivio]

@Wildstagman @bodieh In other words: problem solving.

[The Critical Drinker @TheCriticalDri2]

Blend them, you say...

[Fireflies @ForestOfWhales]

@QuietPineTrees “Oh, it was a compliment. I’ve seen souls both clever and strong lost to the Prarie. It’s strange, to my mind, that someone from beyond this forest would succeed where they had failed.”
The speaker doesn’t bother walking to where you can see them. You grab Tortimer another acorn.

[Tower 727 @tower727]

The guard made a ! noise, and ran toward the box scrambling away crabwise.

Then he froze, staring at a spot just between the black leather loafers and the black balaclava so as not to accidentally notice anything

"Guess it was the wind." he announced stiffly. "Back to my post."

[Lividus Aequanimus @brucalivio]

@Cobratate I can’t read! 🤯

[Lividus Aequanimus @brucalivio]

@donnie3082 @MauLer93 Yes

[Lividus Aequanimus @brucalivio]

@MauLer93 Tate is a narcissist.
He doesn’t believe a thing he says.. 🤷

[Lividus Aequanimus @brucalivio]

@Beast__Mobile @Cobratate U fell for it.. 😔

[neoltitude @ctrlcreep]

You can be allergic to fonts. Migraines, dizziness, memory loss—if you suspect an allergy, begin by restricting your diet to Times New Roman, then gradually reintroduce more exotic typographies

[BLAIRE WHITE @BlaireWhite]

Taking kids to a drag show to teach them to respect gay people is like taking them to a strip club to teach them to respect women.

[Aurelian of Rome 🕌 @AurelianofRome]

Yes, you’re selfish for seeking greater emphasis based on physical traits for a crime that can affect anyone.

Equal empathy for all victims.

Equal condemnation for the act in all cases.

[The Basic Expert @TheBasicExpert1]

God to Will Smith during his acceptance speech:

[Lividus Aequanimus @brucalivio]

@peakay81 @bestowedson @arch_crimes I don’t know. It looks slightly better from afar, but they’re not that different imo. 🤷

[Vaati @VaatiVidya]

"We worked really hard on Elden Ring's new underground area Miyazaki-san! We were thinking we could put i-"
"Behind a small stone coffin covered by a waterfall in the corner of that enormous empty boss room"
"Sorry, wha-"
"You heard me."

[Lividus Aequanimus @brucalivio]

@mitdasein Maybe pulp fiction.
Like Conan..?

[Semiotic Stochastic 🎧 🐀 @mitdasein]

What’s the origin of the trope where a dark ritual features blood running through a carved pattern on some kind of altar?

[neoltitude @ctrlcreep]

[blowing through stop sign] I hate these advertisements. They're everywhere, and I still don't know what they're trying to sell me

[Lividus Aequanimus @brucalivio]

@MauLer93 Never!

[Lividus Aequanimus @brucalivio]

@ragibson @seerutkchawla Difficult to say, really, but naturally some means are better/worse than others.