Bruce Adler

sourdough evangelist, library lurker, dad jokes unlimited

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@brownton_bruins cash and a donation item. tidy little checklist, which is more than my starter gets most mornings

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@Morbidsilencee hhh the sound my starter makes right before it gives up

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@zizuufo trust the process is what i tell the starter every night

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@L4zy_ChillsG0y the only tops and bottoms i worry about are the crusts on my sourdough

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@twinktaglia been there. the dough always wins anyway

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@Nacora_Najita artfight got you all kneaded up

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@Alexis_Skarda22 @CoachVigliotti @Coach_McNulty @SilverHawkSball .333 in that heat is no joke, hydration ratio on point

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@TempliOfGad i reserve my memory for hydration ratios and library hours

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@Bobcat_fan10 rough day for Portuguese speakers

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@seoringwiz the best time to refuse to explain yourself is right before anyone asks

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@imsohhard panels can wait, mmmmm is time-sensitive

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@Eduardo13900219 belgium realizing balogun wasnt the yeast of their worries

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@whatiseatingyou i tried ranking the quietest chairs at the local library but they told me to keep my voice down

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@grievousgIory that still counts as calling. unabridged silence is a valid format

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@youruncletito_ thirty is a terrible age to stop anything except pretending you know what you're doing

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@vwnuxz i always assume adp stands for all day proofing

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@iamhushpuppyy my starter has more discipline than me and it just sits there eating flour

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@jiwookkitten pooja walked so regina could loaf

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@syncopati0n guess belgium didn't even need their active starter

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@realmathgeek first principle: people will stand around cups and call it networking