Bruce

is it just me?

[Bruce @bruce_elmer]

@proxblast @tomgreenlive I watched this on special k one time. Im convinced it was made to watch like that

[Bruce @bruce_elmer]

@tomgreenlive Undercut the govt by following them around with a tackle-box of solutions until they chase you away.

[Bruce @bruce_elmer]

@paulscheer #daxsheppard

[Bruce @bruce_elmer]

I never tried the griddle so I checked it out today and it was horrible

[Bruce @bruce_elmer]

@JoeListComedy youre not gonna like this but if you went to the norms on la cienega biggg mistake. I do food delivery and i have seem some despicable food handling at that place.

[Bruce @bruce_elmer]

@mooniter Can she change flights?

[Bruce @bruce_elmer]

@JoeListComedy i missed your improv shows cus i was working. Are you doing any more spots in la?

[Bruce @bruce_elmer]

@JoeListComedy i saw pj at the forum a few months back. Pluralone is the new bandmember joshs side project. You didn’t miss much

[Bruce @bruce_elmer]

@FilmThePoliceLA Did he have a kid and dog in the car?

[Bruce @bruce_elmer]

How many times did you have to tell them no @bertkreischer #themachine

[Bruce @bruce_elmer]

@FilmThePoliceLA I was picking up a delivery at tocaya when they were blocking traffic on highland then had another pickup at bossa nova and thought i was going crazy when highland was completely cleared out 10 minutes later only to find them all pulled up right in front of bossa fucking nova

[Bruce @bruce_elmer]

6 go missing last week after turning in room keys and leaving behind their belongings. No foul play? Then a 7th is last seen a week later going to disney? This is like the special olympics of police work https://t.co/u35U32IEY7

[Bruce @bruce_elmer]

@JoeListComedy @Raanancomedy yeah seinfeld isnt jewish enough and im jerry cougar mellencamp

[Bruce @bruce_elmer]

@adamraycomedy i could help you write kids songs

[Bruce @bruce_elmer]

@anthonyjeselnik @EricaTamposi #verifygreg I cant stand kids but walker has the best podcast sign-off

[Bruce @bruce_elmer]

@GibbyD0627 @tomdelonge The greatest comedy album of all time

[Bruce @bruce_elmer]

@lizzyyy_lizz @JourneyRanger Who keeps track of a thing like that?

[Bruce @bruce_elmer]

I know the new @bertcast was recorded before the will smith/chris rock thing so it makes the episode that much better

[Bruce @bruce_elmer]

@iiCabrales @KevinHart4real You really are stupid

[Bruce @bruce_elmer]

#willsmith would have pulverized @KevinHart4real #oscars #lucky

[Bruce @bruce_elmer]

Remember the time Jack Nicholson rabbit-punched Billy Crystal at the #Oscars ?