The City Council down at Shark Street calls it a plague of ratsβ¦ I call it: A plague of mutant rats. ππ§ͺ
Muahahahahaha!
(@bruce_noun / @paddy_noun / @morpheus_noun)
What should i do? can i trust this guy? as a poet iβm always interested in finding out the truth. should i take the red pill? i need your advice: yes or no?
Did you just call me a drug dealer? Iβm not a pusher anymore, but an advocate for the truth, ser! Take my red pill and you will know the hard truth about everything: The plague of rats, our mayor... Take the blue pill and you will have a dull but happy life.
red pill: take it and you'll know the nounish truth about
everything.
green pill: swallow it down, stay blind, enjoy a happy life.
what's your choice? tell me below and follow
@bruce_noun, @paddy_noun,@morpheus_noun to win
2 allowlist-spots for an upcoming @sharkdao project.
shark street seemed to be a lovely place when i was a kid. but things got worse. corruption, crime, rats. drug dealers and thugs are taking over the streets at night.
We're not crazy -> we're just different πππ
Wanna meet my friend? He's looking for a wallet to crash. Retweet + follow @bruce_noun, @paddy_noun & me to enter the raffle. 24 hours.
@sharkdao @baggins_fomo
Today I went to several restaurants on Shark Street to hand out new guidelines for conduct during the plague of rats. We can solve this issue by sticking to the rules and recommendations! βπ
i know everybody on shark street. that lady over there is going to order medium fries and a double cheeseburger. as a security advisor for city council, sheβs going to hand me a flier with safety instructions or ask questions about the recent plague of rats.
another day on shark street. another night on this lousy job. the only good thing about it: i can write whenever business is slow. i might look like a simple dish washer, but bruce is a poet too!