Bruce Stark

Dundee United | Sports fan | Golfer

[Bruce Stark @bruce_stark]

@JustinThomas34 spitting all over the tees at The Renaissance Club and @JonRahmpga whining at the camera like an entitled little brat is the type of behaviour we’ve come to expect from privileged professional golfers. Golf is on a slippery slope as entertainment. @SkySports

[Bruce Stark @bruce_stark]

@27mirror Breaking news: Middle aged woman doesn’t wear red swim suit anymore. Pathetic journalism!!

[Bruce Stark @bruce_stark]

@NickDougherty5 keeps saying Victor Perez from Dundee, like he grew up in Fintry.
All dundonian golfers have played the Cairdie 9 Holer Yellow (well ran the gauntlet and hopefully finished with all their clubs and wallet). Doubt Monsieur Perez can boast such an achievement?

[Bruce Stark @bruce_stark]

@hayleyh18 Never lived. 😋

[Bruce Stark @bruce_stark]

Could see some severe back pain kicking in soon. 😬

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@McIlroyRory just do the decent thing. Walk in after nine, hit the drink and tell yourself you’re never playing again. 🍺

[Bruce Stark @bruce_stark]

@McIlroyRory since I stuck twenty on him - bogey, bogey, double, weird amount of fringe hanging out his cap.

[Bruce Stark @bruce_stark]

Worst night sleep ever. Alert as hell for hours!! 👀

[Bruce Stark @bruce_stark]

@EmpLawyerJack @kim_aanderson @BlackaddersLLP A step and an under cut. 😂 Old school. 👌 Trend setting @EmpLawyerJack

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@Clatto12 Suppose mate, house is a tip tho. She’ll need to get off her arse soon like. 🙄

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@bones2105 Time flys when you’re having fun. NOT!!

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That #CelebsGoDating theme tune is so annoying.

[Bruce Stark @bruce_stark]

@craig0611 You’ve played the game mate. What do you expect?

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@bryzo68 @k14duf @Clatto12 😂😂😂

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@bryzo68 @k14duf Remember @Clatto12 telling me he would win Scotland caps. 😜 That’s going well.

[Bruce Stark @bruce_stark]

There must be no better motivation than keeping Duncan Ferguson happy.

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@IanJamesPoulter Probably won’t even bother his arse to vote. Manipulating people to achieve his tax dodging ends is so much more convenient. Arrogance knows no bounds.

[Bruce Stark @bruce_stark]

@PerennialUnder Can’t argue with that, nicely balanced. Enjoyed reading this.

[Bruce Stark @bruce_stark]

If I ever meet Mick Fitzgerald, I’m due him a pint. What a selection that just was, and a nice way to kick off the weekend for me. 💷 @SkySportsRacing

[Bruce Stark @bruce_stark]

@IanJamesPoulter Success is relative in life and elite sport. To a Major winner you are relatively unsuccessful.

You’d think being so average you’d have more compassion for people with average lives.

At least you have successfully proven something with this tweet.