Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.
He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jack took the money.
Simpsons in 1992:
”You can’t keep the Democrats out of the White House forever. And when they get in, I’m back on the streets with all my criminal buddies.”
In 2026, Democrats still want to let criminals roam free. They haven’t changed for the better, only for the worse.
BREAKING: The Democrat Party Booth at the Ashland County, Ohio Fair was just KICKED OUT after displaying buttons with “8647” and “is he dead yet” in reference to kiIIing Trump.
Democrats just can’t help themselves. They constantly promote violence.
Any comment @OHDems??
Everyone who never got political, is getting political after the Charlie Kirk assassination
This man makes gardening content, “I will never vote blue again”
“I was an old-school Democrat. I will never vote a f*cking Democrat ever”
“You lost me. I'm all red now. When you celebrate and rejoice in the murder and assassination of someone who just was giving a different point of view than what you're used to in the f*cking colleges these days, you are and will always always be part of the problem. If you're rejoicing in that.
He was a family man. He just came and was respectful to everybody and was assassinated for it. It's pathetic. And so has what the Democratic Party has become.”