Bruce Chang

Electrical Engineer, Husband, Entrepreneur, Habitat for Humanity Volunteer, Penguin🐧, Fixer of Things, Keeper of Cats, Lover of Snark, Follower of Christ.

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@KXAN_News This cat... can't it not step on his gown, it needs to calm down.

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@DFWscanner Armed with tortillas and guacamole.

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@JoyceWhiteVance This just happened in Dallas, maybe it's more/less/same (you get to choose) nefarious than it seems?

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@taylorswift13, if you're bored after your concerts in DFW, come try your hand at our Escape Room! https://t.co/kx7MlooqNI. Bring 3 or more other people and have fun for an hour. It's on us.

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@DrJP___ @ramz_ramazani @CNN Parents *chose* to send their kids to the school. No one forced the parent to send them to a school where kids get to think freely. *gasps and clutches pearls*

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@jsuga1161 @RonFilipkowski Thanks for decoding it for us. That was a hard one to crack. 😅

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@wfaa If people were hired by merit and qualifications, just stop and think of all the people you think are bad at their job and wonder how they got there. It's not because of diversity, equity and inclusion initiatives.

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@ProjectLincoln If kinda hate to do it to Omarosa but I think that would be good TV.

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@clouded_nova That's called a "oooooh pretty bir- OH MY GOD! What the hell!?!

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@HeyItsHigbe His name might be Mark, but no doubt, you are the mark here.

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@thephysicsgirl no doubt you've already heard, but fusion energy has working a proof of concept. Here's your next video!
https://t.co/9tRmaomJnf

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@thephysicsgirl Antivaxer: "I don't know.. I mean do they have a scientifically significant sample size...?"

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Jesse is showing us all the things he learned in juvie. #Survivor #HaveAPlan Also, Gabler is always the backup plan.

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Shanae, it didn't work out with Joey? Who saw this coming? Only all of #BachelorNation. We are all shook. And by shook, I mean not shook at all. #bachelorinparadiseabc

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Jessenia, I'm tired of you picking the wrong guys. If you'd just pick the right guy, I wouldn't have to keep hearing about you picking the wrong guys. This is on you. #bachelorinparadise

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Well, Eliza gave Rodney her rose, then realized she wanted Justin and left Rodney to find Justin. Now that Justin has turned her down, I guess she's gonna go find Rodney. 🤷 Is Eliza old enough to know what pinball is?

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#bachelorinparadiseabc,
A Rhombus *is* a quadrangle. You need to get a math advisor on staff. I know I'm not your target audience, but throw us math heavy degree viewers a bone.

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@wonderofscience White blood cell:

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Wait a minute, Hunter already left, there are three more people with incontinence? #bachelorinparadise #bachelorinparadiseabc

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"The only thing off limits is flint." Vesi is fortunate that they won, if I were on the other tribes, I would have stolen Noelle's leg. #Survivor #Survivor43