Bruce

Tech dude, dad, golfer, nerd.
The official voice of - ME!

[Bruce @bruceh72]

@steve__smith__ You lot realise there is more than one person named Steve Smith right?

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@RicFinlay A recurring theme for bazball. Spending 2+ days in the field over a series compared to their opponents. Vs India last summer it was even greater.
Test cricket is a war of attrition and burn their own resources.

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@sirswampthing @AFL Cue in the rack indicator

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@rohan_connolly The well is already poisoned by Hird displaying interest. The fans and coterie will be lining up to knife anyone who isn't James fucking Hird from the start.

[Kyle 🚄 @KyleTrainEmoji]

PICARD: Data, shields up

DATA: Brilliant! Shields can reduce damage we sustain. Not immunity. Not hubris. Just prudence. It's not precaution—it's strategy.

[camera shakes]

WORF: HULL BREACHES ON NINE DECKS

DATA: Here's what happened: you told me to raise shields, and I didn't

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@StuddertNatalie @Ruleslawyer01 100% slop.

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@StuddertNatalie @Ruleslawyer01 Take 1 minute and look at the rest of the videos he makes.

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@mrtonymartin Red house! Do your bins!

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@sirswampthing @AFL Opposition has the cue in the rack indicator.

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@bowlologist @SACricketTeams That Carey innings won them the shield. He's a great player.

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@ok_lyndsey Aren't they just tapping in to the gambler demographic?

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@malcolmconn More cultish behaviour

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@ok_lyndsey The SCIF is Some Curtains I Found

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@Lloyd_Cole @Titleist @_ClubGlove When the clubglove starts to fail I will recommend the SunMountain ClubGlider as the new best in breed golf travel bag. Long walks through airports are a breeze.

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@rohan_connolly @OC Crackers and the Tug Boat!

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@farrm51 It's not that she's frail, but she will be 73 at the next election where the best possible conservative result is they chip away enough of a lead to challenge next time where she will be 76 or 77. And this is after she finds a HoR seat to move to and win.

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@farrm51 How does Ricky Stuart rate as preferred PM? Or Aaron Chen?
They are as likely as Pauline to be Prime Minister.
The series of increasingly unlikely events required to move from Qld senator to The Lodge is impossible in the time available to her.

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@malcolmconn @englandcricket Threw away 2nd test v India

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@Demonblog Too much scoring?
Surely he'd love Mick malthouse or aflw then