Life Hax By Bruce

Use them, but keep them to yourself.

[Life Hax By Bruce @BruceHardwick1]

Happy to let you stay in my bush cubby house as long as you like. #Rosehaven #abc

[Phil's Stirred Pot @PhilsPotStir]

#Rosehaven Pub's due to reopen this week. Anyone have somewhere I can crash? I don't want to be around when Dave finds the mess I've made. #abc

[Life Hax By Bruce @BruceHardwick1]

Embarrassing wet patch on the front of your trousers? Pour water over the entire area to hide the evidence. #Rosehaven #abc

[Life Hax By Bruce @BruceHardwick1]

@EmmaDawes18 @CeliaPacquola Sounds like a top night to me. Still not interested though, Emma.

[Life Hax By Bruce @BruceHardwick1]

A mugshot is admissible as a free passport photo. #Rosehaven #abc

[Life Hax By Bruce @BruceHardwick1]

The moments before passing out on the bathroom tiles are the perfect time to plan your following day’s schedule. #Rosehaven #abc

[Life Hax By Bruce @BruceHardwick1]

Buy all clothes with multiple zippers for maximum flexibility and efficiency. #Rosehaven #abc

[Life Hax By Bruce @BruceHardwick1]

Read books for free at the library. #Rosehaven #abc

[Life Hax By Bruce @BruceHardwick1]

Only accept cash jobs and find yourself in the lowest tax bracket. #Rosehaven #abc

[Life Hax By Bruce @BruceHardwick1]

Reduce your cutlery budget by a third by using spoons in place of knives. #Rosehaven #abc

[Life Hax By Bruce @BruceHardwick1]

Fumes at a service station make it the ideal location to advertise your business/cult. #Rosehaven #abc

[Life Hax By Bruce @BruceHardwick1]

Learn to take a joke! #Rosehaven #abc

[Daniel McCallum @DanielSearches]

I've been opposed to raised land formations ever since @BruceHardwick1 threw me off a small cliff. #Rosehaven #abc #TheEverest

[Life Hax By Bruce @BruceHardwick1]

Get into the habit of putting your wallet and keys in your trouser pockets each morning. That way, you're more likely to notice you're not wearing pants before arriving at work again. #Rosehaven #abc

[Life Hax By Bruce @BruceHardwick1]

Eating breakfast foods after breakfast time confuses your body. Use this to your advantage. #Rosehaven #abc

[Life Hax By Bruce @BruceHardwick1]

Home security tip: Carry a large knife at all times when home alone. #Rosehaven #abc

[Life Hax By Bruce @BruceHardwick1]

Intentionally running out of petrol should be the 1st thing you do after getting a new car. Knowing how far below the empty light you can go will save you $ in the long run. #Rosehaven #abc

[Life Hax By Bruce @BruceHardwick1]

Knocked it out of the park with dad's Father's Day gift this year. Scratchies AND a lotto ticket! He’s going to be chuffed. #Rosehaven #FathersDay

[Life Hax By Bruce @BruceHardwick1]

Get yourself into the booming property market by claiming abandoned cubby houses in the bush. #Rosehaven #lifehacks

[Life Hax By Bruce @BruceHardwick1]

Create a homemade hot water bottle using a goon bag and cigarette lighter. #Rosehaven

[Rosehaven Notice Board @RosehavenBoard]

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[Life Hax By Bruce @BruceHardwick1]

Adding this one to the life hax collection. #Rosehaven

[Phil's Stirred Pot @PhilsPotStir]

Looking forward to the #Rosehaven council meeting tonight. Normally get a good 15 minute head start at the tea and cakes before I’m removed.