Phil's Stirred Pot

Rosehaven identity. Local character. Anarchist.

[Phil's Stirred Pot @PhilsPotStir]

#Rosehaven Pub's due to reopen this week. Anyone have somewhere I can crash? I don't want to be around when Dave finds the mess I've made. #abc

[Phil's Stirred Pot @PhilsPotStir]

Constantly swatting away flies at the moment. People are starting to think I'm waving to them. I think I'm developing a reputation as the friendliest person in #Rosehaven. #abc

[Phil's Stirred Pot @PhilsPotStir]

What are you hiding from us?! #Rosehaven #abc

[Grace's Health Tips @GraceHowlett3]

Starting to see more and more patients presenting with severe dehydration. Please continue to enjoy #Rosehaven's safe water supply. #abc

[Phil's Stirred Pot @PhilsPotStir]

Investing in some lifts. Can't take any chances in defending my height title at next year's #Rosehaven health competition. #abc

[Phil's Stirred Pot @PhilsPotStir]

Pretty sure some of the painted portraits upstairs in my room at #Rosehaven Pub are haunted. Carefully replacing them with landscapes to avoid angering them. #abc

[Phil's Stirred Pot @PhilsPotStir]

#Rosehaven Pub accommodation is always empty, so I've moved in upstairs. There's a few more spare rooms if anyone else is interested in free rent. Dave doesn't know, but surely would be pleased that I've created the illusion of a successful business. #abc

[Phil's Stirred Pot @PhilsPotStir]

Having to check in at airports so early before flights is just a scam to make people buy food and magazines. I won't give them the satisfaction any longer. For all future travel, I'll be using a combination of ute and cargo ship. #Rosehaven

[Rosehaven Notice Board @RosehavenBoard]

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[Phil's Stirred Pot @PhilsPotStir]

Looking forward to the #Rosehaven council meeting tonight. Normally get a good 15 minute head start at the tea and cakes before I’m removed.