Grace's Health Tips

Advice provided is not equivalent to seeing an actual doctor.

[Grace's Health Tips @GraceHowlett3]

Starting to see more and more patients presenting with severe dehydration. Please continue to enjoy #Rosehaven's safe water supply. #abc

[Grace's Health Tips @GraceHowlett3]

There's water in beer, so you're actually drinking more than average. Please stay hydrated, Emma. #TomorrowTonight #Rosehaven #abc

[Emma Dawes @EmmaDawes18]

Doing my part for water conservation by drinking as little as possible. #TomorrowTonight #Rosehaven #abc

[Grace's Health Tips @GraceHowlett3]

@CeliaPacquola Funnily enough, most ailments at the Rosehaven clinic turn out to be hiccups. Or chest gas.

[Grace's Health Tips @GraceHowlett3]

Messy operation in surgery today. The local osteopath had a finger bitten off by a patient. No idea why his fingers were in her mouth in the first place. Prescribed some paddlepop sticks for him to use instead next time. #Rosehaven #abc

[Grace's Health Tips @GraceHowlett3]

@CeliaPacquola Take plenty of vitamins and don't let witty colleagues know if you have a limp.

[Grace's Health Tips @GraceHowlett3]

Girdles are not just for body shaping and are a useful precaution before engaging in powerlifting. #Rosehaven #abc

[Grace's Health Tips @GraceHowlett3]

@CeliaPacquola @Wil_Anderson Known side-effects of Celia disease include a preference for drinking alone and eating cheese without cutting it. Scientists are working around the clock to find a cure.

[Grace's Health Tips @GraceHowlett3]

Avoid any home remedies involving tools more extreme than bandaids and tweezers. Leave all invasive surgeries to your doctor. #Rosehaven #abc

[Grace's Health Tips @GraceHowlett3]

While spinning a chair around to sit on it backwards may look cool, ignore the lumbar support that backrests provide at your peril. There's nothing cool about lower back pain. #Rosehaven #abc

[Grace's Health Tips @GraceHowlett3]

I’m part of the 14% of women that suffer from allergies to hot glue. Join us in the fight against minor rashes by using spray adhesive or double-sided tape in your next costume project. #Rosehaven #WomensHealthWeek

[Grace's Health Tips @GraceHowlett3]

Because of this financial pressure, we're forced to live in a house that literally gives him nightmares every night. #Rosehaven

[Daniel McCallum @DanielSearches]

I'm a real estate agent in Tasmania who was forced by management into splitting my wage with a colleague and accepting stricter sales targets so she could keep her job. #Rosehaven #AustraliaNeedsAPayRise

[Grace's Health Tips @GraceHowlett3]

@DanielSearches Whoops!

[Grace's Health Tips @GraceHowlett3]

Your test results are in, Olive. You actually tested positive for something this time. Hypochondriasis. Unfortunately, the treatment is regular contact and guidance from your doctor. #Rosehaven @OlivesWatch

[Grace's Health Tips @GraceHowlett3]

Automatically miming a cheers gesture when picking up a glass alone is a sign you may be drinking too much alcohol. #Rosehaven

[Rosehaven Notice Board @RosehavenBoard]

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[Grace's Health Tips @GraceHowlett3]

Monitoring a patient who ate several ball bearings mixed in with edible silver balls on a cupcake sold at The Pie Shoppe. Exercise constant vigilance when dealing with baked goods. #Rosehaven

[Grace's Health Tips @GraceHowlett3]

Guys, vacuum cleaners should only be used for their intended cleaning purposes. Too many easily prevented, embarrassing injuries lately. #Rosehaven

[Grace's Health Tips @GraceHowlett3]

@EmmaDawes18 😫

[Grace's Health Tips @GraceHowlett3]

You’re better off eating eggs separately for breakfast, rather than mixing them into a cake. #Rosehaven

[Grace's Health Tips @GraceHowlett3]

Don’t eat packaging, even if the picture of food looks delicious.