Olive's Neighbourhood Watch

One of the town's oldest and most important organisations. Ready to picket your upcoming event.

[Olive's Neighbourhood Watch @OlivesWatch]

Not a cell phone in sight. Just people enjoying the moment. Absolutely beautiful. Wish we could go back. #Rosehaven #abc

[Olive's Neighbourhood Watch @OlivesWatch]

Dismantling old signs from previous protests this weekend. Will need to hang onto the McCallum Real Estate ones. #Rosehaven #abc

[Olive's Neighbourhood Watch @OlivesWatch]

Everyone please bring torches and other strong lights to our protest tonight. Nobody will be able to see our signs and banners without them. #Rosehaven #abc #TheEverest

[Rosehaven Notice Board @RosehavenBoard]

Our mayor has decreed that Gerald's Formation be decorated with fairy lights tonight to promote The #Rosehaven Knoll three-legged dog race. #abc #TheEverest

[Olive's Neighbourhood Watch @OlivesWatch]

Attempted to claim a bounty for turning in some litter bugs, but apparently that's not a thing. Going to drive to Rosstown before letting them out of my car boot though. #Rosehaven #abc

[Olive's Neighbourhood Watch @OlivesWatch]

No regrets. I'm pleased Betsy The Mare has been elected #Rosehaven mayor. She has my full support, until I'm ready to challenge again. #auspol #libspill

[Sergeant Hardwick's Crime Stoppers @SergeantHardwi1]

A dark horse emerged at yesterday's council spill and Betsy The Mare is now #Rosehaven mayor. She has promised stable government. #auspol #libspill

[Olive's Neighbourhood Watch @OlivesWatch]

I can confirm that I will be asking #Rosehaven mayor, Mildred The Cow, for a leadership ballot at the next council meeting. If elected as mayor, I will use my experience in law enforcement to be tough on crime and introduce mandatory offshore detention for mainlanders. #auspol

[Olive's Neighbourhood Watch @OlivesWatch]

Sorry Gez, we've already got a few protests lined up that week. We need more time. #Rosehaven #Coles

[Gez's Guide @GezsGuide]

Caving into public pressure and going garbage bag free. Starting September 1st, customers will be required to bring their own tote garbage bags for all purchases. #Rosehaven

[Olive's Neighbourhood Watch @OlivesWatch]

How's next Tuesday suit you for our picket? Please reserve ramp space out front. #Rosehaven

[Stay Informed with Stacey @StaceysInfo]

Still receiving lots of attention following the local council's unsolicited $443 donation to the #Rosehaven Info Hub. I'll be using the funds to upgrade our tea towel display.

[Olive's Neighbourhood Watch @OlivesWatch]

Wandered into the wrong hall at the Opera House last night and saw a "comedy" show. All Talk? All filth! Robot vacuums? Absolute nonsense! Audience all laughing were just as bad. I’ll be writing a strongly worded letter upon my return to the triangle. #Rosehaven @CeliaPacquola

[Olive's Neighbourhood Watch @OlivesWatch]

Flying to a Neighbourhood Watch conference at Sydney Opera House today. My reputation precedes me, as I’m in charge of the emergency door. I can only assume this was through a rigorous merit selection process. #Rosehaven

[Rosehaven Notice Board @RosehavenBoard]

Stay updated with the lives of #Rosehaven residents by visiting the link below for our list. It has all the passive aggression of a noticeboard, but you can get it on your telephone. https://t.co/j585ip1m3c