Batman (Retired)

ख़्वाब में मैंने ख़ुदकुशी की थी, नींद टूटी तो फिर से जीना पड़ा

[Batman (Retired) @brucekumarwayne]

@SiClancy If you haven’t liked it after 2 seasons, you might not like it that much next seasons as well. You might have different taste.

[Batman (Retired) @brucekumarwayne]

@Advocathough @divya_gandotra And guess, who’s gonna fire first?

[Batman (Retired) @brucekumarwayne]

@bhatia_nachiket This!

[Batman (Retired) @brucekumarwayne]

@KimJongUn_Paro @lakshaymehta08 If I were Elon, just to make it fun, I would introduce a “geeli chappal” button .. simple dabao aur next post pe chalo 😁

[Batman (Retired) @brucekumarwayne]

@beastoftraal And if one wants to know the reason, just look at the comments 💁🏽‍♂️

[Batman (Retired) @brucekumarwayne]

@TheDilliMirror Lemon aur pyaz bina chhole chawal, chhole chawal naahi 💁🏽‍♂️

[Batman (Retired) @brucekumarwayne]

@Amitjanhit Did he say gadbadi ji?! 😁

[Vishal Khandelwal @safalniveshak]

When someone asks you, “Where’s the market headed?” answer like this… so they never ask you again.

[Batman (Retired) @brucekumarwayne]

@safalniveshak I have not seen a funnier video in a very long time. Too many unintentional punch lines and that ending “no I think it’s this way ”… Arey yaar 😁😁

[Batman (Retired) @brucekumarwayne]

@LiveLawIndia @mybmc From “give us power, we will change it” to “we will change, but give us time” to “nothing can be done when you get x rainfall” to “actually you are equally responsible” to may be next as “only you are responsible” 💁🏽‍♂️

[Batman (Retired) @brucekumarwayne]

@Njha24 @gharkekalesh Bike hi to hai, Thar thode hi 😁

[Batman (Retired) @brucekumarwayne]

@NaukarshahiGems Good thing is that he can still launch his party, get elected, get key portfolio, and be a successful politician.

India is truly a land of opportunity for such people. 😎

[Batman (Retired) @brucekumarwayne]

@PranavaBhardwaj RG is still figuring a way to bring caste in picture somehow 😁

[Batman (Retired) @brucekumarwayne]

@joy_nair @musicalkittty It’s funny to scroll this and read it only to realise that it’s on repeat. 😁
https://t.co/WCdlEtC2lp

[Batman (Retired) @brucekumarwayne]

@akashgngwr823 @chiragbarjatya @kr_saurav1497

[Batman (Retired) @brucekumarwayne]

@GauriSarin I was expecting this to come from you. I knew it! 😏

[Batman (Retired) @brucekumarwayne]

@Dhairya__tweets If they are taxing the annual value of the property, they shouldn’t tax it again when it is sold. One of it should be removed. No?

[Batman (Retired) @brucekumarwayne]

@attipaticitizen @film_waala *sab mila

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@aavishhkar @ashchanchlani Ek dam sateek review ..

[Batman (Retired) @brucekumarwayne]

@academy_dinda Virat Kohli as a captain in tests may be