bruce the sprout

hello i am bruce, the sprout of your dreams.

[bruce the sprout @brucel_sprout]

did you know that raw brussel sprouts taste like nothing and have a rubbery texture? well, now you do. so stop eating my FAMILY

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today i am seeing @ddlovato perform in Brooklyn! how crazy! my first concert😍 i can’t believe they’re allowing me - a young sprout - into the concert

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HA! what a funny meme. i hate being eaten by you UGLY HUMANS but YOU DONT SEE ME MAKING MEMES ABOUT HATING BEING EATEN BY YOU

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@Rosemary_Reyes sprinkle some adobo on me and let’s get this party started ;))

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@_alyjoy did it hurt more when you fell off the high bar or when you fell from heaven?? did you bruise? brussel sprouts can’t bruise so i don’t know what it feels like.

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#BRUCELSPROUTLUV i’m always in season when i’m with you ;)

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#BRUCELSPROUTLUV IF YOU LOVE ME LET ME GROOOOOOWWWWWW

[Vegan Future @veganfuture]

Encourage your family to go vegan

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hey @izzy_rosatone wanna brucel my sprout?

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here’s a quick vid of me dancing... dancing is my favorite thing to do. please don’t judge or criticize me. i’m only a sprout. nobody’s perfect.

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how come nobody likes brussel sprouts :( it really hurts my heart.

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IF YOU DONT VOTE IN MY POLL I WILL PURPOSELY BURN IN YOUR OVEN TONIGHT

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DO YOU LIKE BRUSSEL SPROUTS???

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what up what up everyone

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on a lighter note, did you guys know that brussel sprouts are originally from Ancient Rome?! I ALWAYS KNEW I WAS ITALIAN. #ciao #Italy #italian #blood #italiansprout #yummy

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#BRUCELSPROUTLUV today is a sad post - my 3rd cousin twice removed got roasted at 400 degrees fahrenheit for 20 minutes... i’m honestly heart broken. he was such a good sprout and we had lots of great memories growing from the ground together

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gonna create my own hashtag- #BRUCELSPROUTLUV! if my fans ever wanna reach out to me, just use the hashtag!!!!!!!!! simple as that!

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did you know that there are manyyy ways to prepare a brussel sprout?
1. steam
2. roast
3. bake
4. grill
5. saute
6. probably fry
7. eat em raw
8. microwave frozen ones

[bruce the sprout @brucel_sprout]

hello everyone. I am bruce, and i am here to share my life story, entertain, and provide the world with facts about brussel sprouts.