Bogus Bruce Craig

Going halves with my best friend. Parody.

[Bogus Bruce Craig @bruceofbath]

Finally tempted my old pal to a swift half. Two pinters now mandatory in the box!

[Bogus Bruce Craig @bruceofbath]

Early night then up for the 5.17am megabus. Finn was worth every penny. #COYB

[Bogus Bruce Craig @bruceofbath]

A lot of you asking what colour socks I'll be wearing today. I'd be thrown out of the exec box with that dress code! #nosocksondeck

[Bogus Bruce Craig @bruceofbath]

Happy St Georges day everyone.

[Bogus Bruce Craig @bruceofbath]

Super to have Steve around this week. Boys a bit surprised to find their personalised espresso machines in a skip and coffee morning cancelled. Tarquin's popped into town with an emergency order!

[Bogus Bruce Craig @bruceofbath]

@tomdabs Hi Tom. I've already posted your usual crate of Gem but I'll see what I can do.

[Bogus Bruce Craig @bruceofbath]

Good to see Glaws complying with Covid rules by only allowing two households back to Kingsholm.

[Will Kelleher @willgkelleher]

Breaking: Gloucester v Harlequins will host 1,000 fans on Monday - the latest government test event.

#PremRugby #rugby

[Bogus Bruce Craig @bruceofbath]

Two Big Mac and tries at the Stoop then 40 more for the boys at Chieveley services.

What a day to be alive M4 westbound. 🔵⚫⚪

[Bogus Bruce Craig @bruceofbath]

Flustered message from Tarquin saying delete the spreadsheets and pop the laptop in the wood burner. Someone's had a few after work!

[Bogus Bruce Craig @bruceofbath]

Desperate times at the mo, I just don’t know where to start...

[Bogus Bruce Craig @bruceofbath]

@Jbeardmore Spot on. Except they only work a three day week, assuming it’s not chilly or raining.

[Bogus Bruce Craig @bruceofbath]

Still no winners in this season’s “Spot the Backs Move” competition.

Reminder: Entries must contain at least three passes and one metre gained.

[Bogus Bruce Craig @bruceofbath]

Time for a long haul flight somewhere exotic. Just locked up and told the boys to take a few weeks off.

[Bogus Bruce Craig @bruceofbath]

Another legend leaves, another signed photo enters my Wall of Fame, sitting proudly alongside James, Jocky, Jackie and Davey.

[Jack Wilson @Jackwilson27]

Time to get a real job.

Been a hell of a run with some great teams, landed on my feet too many times to count.

Most of all made some mates for life. Can’t wait to reminisce over a pint about how I was the… https://t.co/YusfdeqEGk

[Bogus Bruce Craig @bruceofbath]

@LowthPeter 😂👍

[Bogus Bruce Craig @bruceofbath]

Before anyone comes “investment partnership” knocking, I can assure you Jamie’s Kitchen and Toby Carvery and totally above board.

[Linton Travel Tavern @Linton_T_Tavern]

Hello, is that reception? Can you make the BBC come on my Telly please? #AlanPartridge #ThisTime

[Bogus Bruce Craig @bruceofbath]

A dream exec box for match day.

[Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve]

Ship of Twats

[Bogus Bruce Craig @bruceofbath]

Can understand frustrations with our no refund policy, but moving an exec box, 20 guests, a crate of Bordeaux and a BT camera crew to Singapore for every home game doesn’t come cheap.

[Bogus Bruce Craig @bruceofbath]

@ugomonye Eight hours of flat pack hell putting those together.