Bruce P. Henry

It drinks like a fish, cuts like a knife, and runs like a son of a bitch.

[Bruce P. Henry @brucephenry]

It figures that after a long break from Twitter it ought to tweet just to keep its account alive.

[Bruce P. Henry @brucephenry]

What if you had a Badonkadonk enhancing diaper. It's dual purpose!

[Bruce P. Henry @brucephenry]

@gopro really? REALLY?!? I can't do a factory reset via UI? WTF?

[Bruce P. Henry @brucephenry]

@Cassie Monday it is! Meet in Tableau courtyard at noon?

[Bruce P. Henry @brucephenry]

@Cassie yes please! Tomorrow or next week?

[Bruce P. Henry @brucephenry]

@dylanw It has time to talk about children's beverages over adult beverages anytime!

[Bruce P. Henry @brucephenry]

@dylanw @caffeladro it answers most of the important questions over coffee. It is pleased to be of assistance.

[Bruce P. Henry @brucephenry]

Once it drinks a beer at lunch, it says "Mutha Fuckahs!!" a LOT more.

[Bruce P. Henry @brucephenry]

.@ginovalente thanks. It now sports a huge science boner.

[Bruce P. Henry @brucephenry]

@dylanw @schoeny @simplymeasured Indeed. It loves its blue tape!

[Bruce P. Henry @brucephenry]

Its liver lives in fear of trips to Total Wine. @nkaiser & @2bar, it blames you!

[Bruce P. Henry @brucephenry]

@dmbarto It blames D.A. Norman and "The Design of Everyday Things" http://t.co/lhZA8HZRth

[Bruce P. Henry @brucephenry]

@milhous Question is: Cheaper to fix & get car working, buy another with unknown issues, or buy new? Or an excuse to buy new?

[Bruce P. Henry @brucephenry]

It hacked @ChipotleTweets account and all it got was this goddamed burrito! http://t.co/PYjVQRbsWy

[Bruce P. Henry @brucephenry]

@lisariendeau Adult seagulls are driving the babies off the roof by pecking them. It finds seagulls SO cute!

[Bruce P. Henry @brucephenry]

@dylanw @simplymeasured What? It is too using a grid! see...

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@lisariendeau pics, or it didn't happen.

[Bruce P. Henry @brucephenry]

It explains @simplymeasured data sources, collections & reports with found objects.

[Simply Measured @simplymeasured]

I love Simply Measured because ____ (I LOVE FREE STUFF)! Fill in the blank, we'll pick a fave and send you a T-SHIRT: http://t.co/coE8RTyukV

[Bruce P. Henry @brucephenry]

.@alixito It has heard the same thing about Amazon product managers.