candle guy

he/him 🎵⤵️

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I want to disrupt Big Peanut Butter so fucking bad

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Torn by Natalie Imbruglia coming on the second I step into Lowes gtfo

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@Trompstar Loose tums 🫡

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I’m a little stoned at Lowes and 99 Red Ballons is on in German I think

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Drunk in CA I text you this wyd

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Texting the contractor ‘are you mad at me 🫦’

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Nancy Pelosi just told me it’s Bandcamp Friday 🫦

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Mid thirties husky boy cross faded baseball juice aka michelob ultra

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New mantra just dropped

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Kinda blaztoadled talkin in a grandpa voice about I remember when kfn first opened up

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Tropical Chaos

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“She does insane shit with turtles” - mom

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Gonna be toxic towards my mom for not having a bidet ☮️

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Jesus going in the cave is allegory for paleo overnight oats

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Starbucks is coffee lovers paradise basically…….

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@cave_people come through wind boy

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I’m hanging out at the IGA-Starbucks it rocks ass

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Post hasbullah interview clarity

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My life a movie

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Okay the Oscars just got pretty freaking awesome