Corey Bruffee

Only dead fish go with the flow

[Corey Bruffee @Bruff93]

I can’t wait to retire just so I can suck at golf full time

[Corey Bruffee @Bruff93]

Jorts weather is upon us. The denim in my bureau should be worried.

[Corey Bruffee @Bruff93]

Miley Cyrus is so fucking talented

[Corey Bruffee @Bruff93]

“I’ve been watching nazi super structures... and it’s been the inspiration for my new concrete house” #spookyconversations

[Corey Bruffee @Bruff93]

@LevinD12 Lemme fix this real quick

[Corey Bruffee @Bruff93]

I still have bad habits I need to quit. My future wife would be on my ass if she saw me right now.

[Corey Bruffee @Bruff93]

@CaucasianJames God... I need god

[Corey Bruffee @Bruff93]

@malcolmsmith8 I don’t see how fighting racism and sexism with racism and sexism is at all productive. Look at the individuals not the group. If equality is the end goal you should emulate that image... not be the reciprocal of what you believe already exists

[Corey Bruffee @Bruff93]

I don’t mean to brag but I just demolished a whole apple pie from the comfort of my bed #WhiteTrashBeautiful

[Jim Barrero @jimbarrero]

😂😂😂 #Pac12AfterDark #Washington

[Corey Bruffee @Bruff93]

“The number one sexually transmitted disease is ignorance”

[alex @mineifiwildout_]

just tore my fucking rotator cuff milly rocking for christ sake never listening to mumford n sons again

[Corey Bruffee @Bruff93]

Brady/Gronk vs. Rodgers/Graham. It’s a ways off but I’m ready for it.

[Tugg Speedman @StayChill_P]

Bitch built like a dislocated shoulder

[James @CaucasianJames]

new: fedora ☺️

no: señora 😔

[Rob Coram @rlafec]

"McDonald's Monopoly was my way out of upper-middle class life" - @FeitsBarstool
Perfect line from today's Rundown

[Corey Bruffee @Bruff93]

@TheSortaRican @delmolino24 Fanny packs are swagalycious... anyone who says different is either sent by Satan or has no taste

[Corey Bruffee @Bruff93]

3 years later and I’m still looking for her https://t.co/GbU0UkMaj1

[Corey Bruffee @Bruff93]

A 14 year old just caught me checking out his mom... Haters gonna hate

[Corey Bruffee @Bruff93]

It is under-appreciated how much power is wielded when a woman calls a man a pussy. It lights in us men the hottest fire that burns on this planet. Reason and logic no longer exists.