sofa

i believe in the power of friendship

lovign wife of @thinkofpile for 74 years ❤️

[sofa @bruhdimension]

Wholesome Brapchungus overlord beam

[Paul @paul4ner]

how solo players think people in lfgs are

[❯ wiintah˙˙ @NuCaloric]

Valve: *tries to make affordable console competitor*

Computer hardware industry: *kills itself* Problem? 😂

[Shark3ozero (Sigma Male) @Shark3ozero]

I made mac and cheese for my girlfriends work potluck once and put my heart into it. Roux, 6 cheeses, bacon bits, layered and spiced, browed to perfection. It returned home with some of the middle scooped out, no crust touched. I almost fell to my knees.

[minquoh @minquoh]

##DEATHTOALLCRIPSANDBLOODS

[ZeroTwo ComicSans @ZeroTwoCS]

@kickfliptomboys if you built a sand castle on the beach as a kid. . . NEWS FLASH BUDDY it's not fucking there any more you little dipshit the tide washed it away

[sofa @bruhdimension]

You dont understand we HAD to find the hypnosis sissy unc for ARCHIVAL purposes... you dont want it to be LOST MEDIA do you?!?!?!?

[sofa @bruhdimension]

This is a formula for creating people with twitter accounts about indie animation

[Cathya @cathyareborn]

if your teenager goes without these he will die

[jay FC @jaytee_burner]

i could step foot in argentina with the $50 on my wallet and change these fuck niggas lives like mansa musa

[sofa @bruhdimension]

Mor Mass = mor gravity

[sofa @bruhdimension]

"Edgy comedy" "The Office"

[Fox News @FoxNews]

Rainn Wilson says "The Office" probably wouldn’t be made today, telling Fox News Digital that media trends have shifted left and that cancel culture makes it difficult for edgy comedies to thrive.

[eli(♡) @FLOMlLLI]

Not trying to drag it fr but I’m really tickled by that man saying the color purple is too traumatic for a casual read and then suggested TONI MORRISON instead 😭

[Nick @Santennisballs]

who's more performative guys into goth mommys or girls into nerdy boys

[day in the life of a Chud @pgelingJirou]

I guess bro😭😭

[crash test dummy @the_moral_abc]

"you lack whimsy" he yelled at someone new so badly they quit. I'm good on the whimsy.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Donald Trump recalls meeting the President of Egypt:

“He was in a hotel, and I met him, and we fell in love, deeply in love. He didn’t even wanna meet Hillary [Clinton], he said “you’re going to win”… We had great chemistry, and I stayed twice as long as I was supposed to”

[sofa @bruhdimension]

hero

[面白バズbot @asuka_481]

千葉寺駅でブルマ履いてるヤバイおじさんに遭遇

堂々とスクワットしてるし、助けて

[sofa @bruhdimension]

what terraria music sounds like when you arent 58 anymore:

[!AAAANDY @skribbl3zz]

hey guys so the bees hurt #overwatch #overwatch2