Furious Miles

Please Abraham, I am not that man

[Terry O'Connor @tf_oconnor]

Ny is great for remembering you have friends, LA is great for not noticing you've just spent 72 hours in complete isolation

[Wavez ✦ @wavezmode]

10 FREAKY GIRLS

[Furious Miles @bruhofftop]

I was working at the pizza shop once and before close my coworkers came in bragging about having a DMT pen on them. I grabbed it and hit that mf with all my might, once exhaled I had to perform normal like I wasn’t seeing the matrix codes cascading for 20 minutes. It was amazing.

[cinny ($pawjob) @ccinnybbun]

my friend bought me this 5-MeO-DMT cart like 2 and a half years ago and I'm still too afraid to properly hit it so it just sits there menacingly in my drawer

[rnbmusic @rnbmusic]

Eve takes us back with her iconic hit “Let Me Blow Ya Mind” for NPR’s Tiny Desk

[The Daily Beast @thedailybeast]

A source close to comedian Nate Bargatze says he only went to Trump’s birthday cage match because UFC is his “favorite sport."
https://t.co/N8NzLncC8W

[Furious Miles @bruhofftop]

@thabisomohapii Fun fact, she was the news anchor in the beginning of The Longest Yard remake

[No Context in Philadelphia @alwaysunnyooc]

Cat in the wall eh?

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Mamdani is the Democrats’ worst nightmare because he’s living proof that they simply aren’t doing their jobs.

[Furious Miles @bruhofftop]

But if Obama held the NBA Finals at the White House rednecks would’ve lost their minds

[Patrick #bIm @patrickdiomedes]

Oh look an excuse to post the greatest scene ever

[Steez⁴⁷ @Steez_47]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON

[Furious Miles @bruhofftop]

J Prince being Naija makes a lot of sense

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

The different degrees of cooking steak

[CHEV CHELIOS! @ParadiseCo_]

28 years old and a bitch trying to give me a handjob mannnnnnnnnnnnn lmao

[🚼 @sinfinitism]

why are niggas terrible at creating rap/dj names now lmaooo

[Furious Miles @bruhofftop]

@macburgz Ong mfs weren’t making masterpieces on smack just to end up being whitemansplained over cocktails at your lil MCASD date night

[Tamtam @tammyluvbutt]

Mom found my vape