jay ✡︎

cute but factually incorrect. he/him, 23, white, jewish. black lives matter. @AtlasHyperion is my boyfriend

[jay ✡︎ @bruinstendy]

these are relatively well worn, but i’d like to give them to someone that might otherwise not be able to get a binder. they’ll be first come, first serve - just reply with the binder you’re looking at and i’ll dm you for details.

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

IT'S ON TO ROUND ✌️

[NHL Media @NHLMedia]

PASTA COMING IN CLUTCH FOR THE @NHLBRUINS 😤

#StanleyCup | #NHLBruins

[Boston Bruins @NHLBruins]

WINNER WINNER PASTA FOR DINNER!!!! 🍝

[jay ✡︎ @bruinstendy]

maple leafs teeth to curb

[jay ✡︎ @bruinstendy]

maybe call the fucking tripping and the dogshit TO team won’t score

[jay ✡︎ @bruinstendy]

so truly devastated that i didn’t catch the names of the people from UC that i played cornhole off the side of newtown pike with when they got a flat. yall were cool i hope you make it to vacation alright

[jay ✡︎ @bruinstendy]

horizon league 🔛🔝

[jay ✡︎ @bruinstendy]

imma need oakland to tear this tournament up now they’re going all the way baby

[jay ✡︎ @bruinstendy]

ykw UK you can use my paycheck to fire him xoxo

[jay ✡︎ @bruinstendy]

are these types of scores really worth a lifetime contract

[Kentucky Men’s Basketball @KentuckyMBB]

Final

[Nati Sports @Nati_Sports]

One last time:

Fire John Calipari.

[jay ✡︎ @bruinstendy]

firing isn’t enough atp i need UK to set a fucking pillory up in the orange lot so the entire student + faculty population can throw tomatoes at cal

[jay ✡︎ @bruinstendy]

@trstfll @AtlasHyperion @g4teway31 i WILL make this tweet small as well

[jay ✡︎ @bruinstendy]

@AtlasHyperion @trstfll @g4teway31 try this 💕

[jay ✡︎ @bruinstendy]

@g4teway31 i’m going to make you liquid

[jay ✡︎ @bruinstendy]

@g4teway31 threatmaxxing

[jay ✡︎ @bruinstendy]

@g4teway31 @AtlasHyperion the virgin arsenic vs the chad DMPS/DMSA

[jay ✡︎ @bruinstendy]

@g4teway31 currently watermaxxing at the steakhouse