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Player statement following recent events:

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We prefer not to speak.

[Les Green Mango FC @GreenMangoFC]

We wish to confirm that we will not be taking part in any European Super League.

[Bruisers Football Club @BruisersFC]

@FallaLouis shut up u beg

[thom @HillionTom]

Proud winner of Shelf of the Season for the @BruisersFC. Thank you @lewisrobin01 and the rest of the team. See you next season to be bigger and better. Special thanks to superfan @MaxRobin1 x Peace and Love

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FT: Bruisers 2-0 Gravity. An incredible solo effort and shot from @georgeclayton7 gave us the lead. @MartinSav99 then added to it after a great cross from @Ed__mason. @Ed__mason was claiming MOTM but then @HarryBushby replaced him off the bench and @Ed__mason still got MOTM.

[Bruisers Football Club @BruisersFC]

Went down the job centre today and got some loan signings.

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FT: Bruisers 3-2 Pathetico. Goals from @benletocq @Smeedy122 and @MartinSav99 saw us gain the three points in a frustrating game. MOTM was their goalkeeper.

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FT: Bruisers 4-1 Pathetico Madrid. By far the best performance of the night, @chris_carteret the loan signing with a notable performance but @benletocq claimed MOTM with two goals.

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FT: Bruisers 0-1 All beauty. No words.

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FT: Bruisers 3-1 Babbe. Feisty to say the least. @benletocq scoring two but @c_bayes claimed MOTM with a great strike and an assist.

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Official club statement: The allegations are completely true. The barmaid told @drewjonkmanss they didn’t serve Stella on draft so he put her in a brexit headlock. Chat shit get banged. https://t.co/GQaxAuax4z

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Allegations are completely false. The club will release an official statement later. https://t.co/BNqYpsHW9t

[Bruisers Football Club @BruisersFC]

Allegations are completely false. The club will release an official statement later. https://t.co/BNqYpsHW9t

[Sam Inder @Inder91]

. @BruisersFC spotted being escorted from the marmaid, mid season collapse continues, 3-2 KPMG #mindthegap #cheerio 👋🏻

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FT: Bruisers 3-0 Port City. We scored more goals than them. MOTM: @finwhitmore.

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FT: Bruisers 2-3 KPMG. They scored more goals than us.

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When she won’t come down to support the Bruisers

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Attendance tonight was 10. Thank you for your continued support. ♥️

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FT: Bruisers 2-2 On the Plane. Went 1-0 down, @Jacob_Fallaize scores a screamer from his own box. Go 2-1 down, @finwhitmore scores a screamer from just outside the box. Cheers. MOTM @finwhitmore.

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FT: Bruisers 4-0 EY. @Jacob_Fallaize @benletocq and @Smeedy122 (x2) goal scorers. Was easy tbh lol. MOTM @Jacob_Fallaize.

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Special mention to @drewjonkmanss who played the whole game, put two players on their arse and nutmegged another. Strong performance from a promising young Bruiser with attacking flair.

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FT: Bruisers 3-0 Port City. @benletocq finding the net twice and @c_bayes scoring his first for the club. Both new signings Whitmore and Sheppard making their debuts with strong performances. MOTM @benletocq.