brooksie grammer

I’m not showing out but I’m showing up

[Nadzeya @foulestench]

in sea of monsters, percy jackson completes the quests of the entire odyssey in like a week which took odysseus 20 years
i know my goat

[espnW @espnW]

Alysa Liu's acceptance speech after winning an ESPY for Best Breakthrough Athlete ✨

[milky @uw0ss]

you call yourself “goth” but i never see you invading rome

[🟡 The tumboy 🟡 @TheTumboy]

people who say “reecies piecies” should not be allowed to vote

[The Right Time with Bomani Jones @righttimebomani]

Why the USMNT is the Texas A&M of the soccer world

“There are some schools, no matter who they are or where they go, they are just 8 win schools.”

[Marcus Mosher @Marcus_Mosher]

I feel like I’m watching a Cowboys playoff game

[Jaret Gold @JaretGold]

This USA team is a James Franklin team.

Looked great against opponents ranked in the 20-40s. Garnered a bunch of hype.

Now playing a top-10 team and are actively shitting themselves on the field.

[Christopher Moltisanti Weighs In On Current Events @MoltisantiThots]

We gotta play Bosnia AND Herzegovina. It's two against one. It ain't really fair, T.

[chaotic memes @memechaotic]

"That sh*t stinks in Jesus name" 💀

[brooksie grammer @brun_1996]

Turns out singing I’ll Make A Man Out Of You to your newborn daughter doesn’t make Mom as happy as it does baby

[Kristi Yamaguccimane @TheWapplehouse]

the white boy urge to get in the lab and cook up forbidden concoctions

[brooksie grammer @brun_1996]

Jiraiya the Gallant didn’t get swept

[NBA on ESPN @ESPNNBA]

The Lakers know pain at the hands of the Thunder 🌩️

OKC completes the sweep in Los Angeles.

[aja‼️ @b1ondeath]

Elvis used to get high as balls on pills that don’t even exist anymore and just do fat karate outside for hours

[paige @BonerWizard]

unbecoming of a colonel

[turbomander @turbomander]

no shade but personally after riding through the entire desert i would’ve given the horse a name

[𝓐 ⭑ @ayojoestar]

my music taste diverse as fuck. you can call me polyjammerous.. shit, you could even call me genrefluid

[doomer @uncledoomer]

how it feels to have just polished off a 30 rack with your boys in the garage after a day of breaking shit when you see the headlights coming up the driveway of your girlboss breadwinner wife's mercedes GLS

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

wait if there's lebron james jr that means...
lebron...

my man 😂🤝

[picardie aurora @picardie_aurora]

people who get off at my bus stop have a certain wisdom all too rare in the world today. people who get off at the bus stop before mine are doubtless idlers. people who get off at stops after mine have ways that are foreign and uncertain but one imagines idolatrous