mitcHECK

i like attention, that's why im here

[World of Wonder @WorldOfWonder]

Are you #TeamJaida? 👑

Retweet, like, reply, and spam the hashtag if you want @jaidaehall to snatch the #DragRace crown! 💋

[mitcHECK @brunchgoblin]

This should truly win the Oscar for best picture. This moment? Iconic.

[FEG (Feed Every Gorilla) @FEGtokenio]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but Jennifer Garner makes videos on her Facebook and often she cooks and they’re so wholesome. Here’s one of her making bagels. How can you not love this woman?

[mitcHECK @brunchgoblin]

@Nick1499 wait but what if it’s illegal

[mitcHECK @brunchgoblin]

@Nick1499 Nice

[mitcHECK @brunchgoblin]

How do I invoice anxiety for a $1.29 lemon?

[mitcHECK @brunchgoblin]

I was at my grandmas house and she gave me a lemon. I put the lemon in my jacket pocket. On the way home I stopped at the grocery store to buy lunch for tomorrow, and I realized I had a lemon in my pocket. I paid for my the lemon because I was worried they’d thought I’d stolen it

[mitcHECK @brunchgoblin]

@Nick1499 Thx best bro

[Schitt's Creek @SchittsCreek]

I really need you to scroll back and read the first word of our tweets...

[mitcHECK @brunchgoblin]

I want to see a drag queen episode of nailed it. I want @ThorgyThor and @nicolebyer to have some banter about a cookie

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

Are you #TeamAkeria?! RT and use the hashtag if you want @A_doubleC_D to snatch the crown! 👑 #DragRace

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

Are you #TeamBrookeLynn?! RT and use the hashtag if you want @Bhytes1 to snatch the crown! 👑 #DragRace

[mitcHECK @brunchgoblin]

Like, pop... zoom

[mitcHECK @brunchgoblin]

what if when you gave birth the baby immediately starting running

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

i cant stop thinking about this scene from shrek

[Dr. Phil @DrPhil]

SHOOK

[philip matarese @philorphilip]

r u fcukin kidding me