Dean [offical]

Unscrambler of Eggs. A young person's idea of an old person and an old person's idea of a young person all at once. He/him

[Dean [offical] @brundage]

I fucking � unicode.

[André Béliveau @TheRealBeliveau]

The existence of Chicago-style pizza implies the existence of MLA-style pizza and AP-style pizza.

[Adam @AdamMoline]

@RogueWPA If men were supposed to see therapists, there would be exclamation points floating over them

[Dean [offical] @brundage]

Floor press under the ceiling of scrotums.

[Dean [offical] @brundage]

@KBTXRusty Anybody stop to ask them why they crossed the road.

[Dean [offical] @brundage]

Captain Hook came over to get a spoonful but he switched places with Tick Tock but Mom didn’t notice so Tick Tock got two helpings. 🐶

[Dean [offical] @brundage]

Mom feeding the dogs heaping spoonfuls of yogurt out of her bowl.

[Michael Irving @MikeIrvo]

The audio log you find in a trashed office in a sci-fi horror game:

[George Mack @george__mack]

Steve Jobs email he sent himself 13 months before he died.

Whenever I re-read this, I regret waiting so long to have read it again.

[Dean [offical] @brundage]

Alexa order eye bleach

[PUNISHED Chris Beignet 🔻 PhD OBE MBA (6'5) @CHECKYSTOMPER69]

Adolphe Sax, inventor of the Saxophone, despised by God

[Dean [offical] @brundage]

@Deiloh It's something Mom said last night. Thought it was funny

[Dean [offical] @brundage]

“I keep thinking there’s something about tomatoes that I like but I can’t find anything.”

[Dean [offical] @brundage]

Dancing to The Monkey Song after midnight.

[Dean [offical] @brundage]

"I just put on some clothes and it turned out to be this."

[Dean [offical] @brundage]

Two showers this week.

[Yarden Shafir @yarden_shafir]

CrowdStrike effectively bricked windows, Mac and Linux today.

Windows machines won’t boot, and Mac and Linux work is abandoned because all their users are on twitter making memes.

Incredible work.

[Dean [offical] @brundage]

Mom, giggling in the bathroom.

[nixCraft 🐧 @nixcraft]

Modern problems require modern solutions 😂

[Dean [offical] @brundage]

It's been on my watch list forever. Maybe I'll queue it up later, cause it's cycling season and I'm only half way through the Giro.

[Jane Coaston 🏔️ @janecoaston]

I’d been reticent to watch the Lance Armstrong 30 for 30 but it’s excellent so far. Recommend.