Brendan

I’m like if a deer was a real human boy. but fat and bald. and broke. and fat

[Brendan @brundleofjoy]

was just visited by an angel who came to me in the form of a piercing beam of light full of knowledge if u even gaf

[Brendan @brundleofjoy]

@whysofloppy this dick aint gonna suck itself bro 😂

[taita @whysofloppy]

There’s white boys out there getting pussy you’d never have believed capable of doing so before.

[Brendan @brundleofjoy]

@whysofloppy bro right click on it

[Brendan @brundleofjoy]

@internatfaith dont we all

[Brendan @brundleofjoy]

my brother just another me

[Leaf @loveyleaf0000]

imagine witnessing this

[Brendan @brundleofjoy]

how its all been feeling lately

[Brendan @brundleofjoy]

@whysofloppy @fujikirain tfw when we got kane pixels portalrooms before half life 3 😅

[Brendan @brundleofjoy]

fat ah bird. lose some weight fatty.

[Brendan @brundleofjoy]

@whysofloppy oh hel nah

[Brendan @brundleofjoy]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[Brendan @brundleofjoy]

@ibesdacrazypup ivy please make it stop

[Brendan @brundleofjoy]

im a bad egg

[Brendan @brundleofjoy]

why is this happening

[Brendan @brundleofjoy]

@whysofloppy plap plap plap

[Brendan @brundleofjoy]

they’re harvesting me tomorrow. they say im finally ripe enough for consumption. they say this is something to be excited for but im afraid. what if im rotten.

[Brendan @brundleofjoy]

liquor store smalltalk so good i almost asked habibi if he loved me

[Brendan @brundleofjoy]

i literally just got this piece done.. fuck this day so much.

[Brendan @brundleofjoy]

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