Drunken Brunette

2 twenty-something year old women stumbling through life with a bottle of tequila and a bottle of Jack.

[Drunken Brunette @brunette_drunk]

"If there's another one of me, I'm leaving." Same, Alex. #GreysAnatomy

[Drunken Brunette @brunette_drunk]

@grav3yardgirl Where did this video go?? I went to watch it tonight but it isn't there....

[Drunken Brunette @brunette_drunk]

Shoulda just called him whiskey

[DefiGazer @Defigazer]

RT if you didn’t post 10 firework videos on your Snapchat story

[Drunken Brunette @brunette_drunk]

@shanedawson YAAASSS. 100%, would love it.

[Drunken Brunette @brunette_drunk]

@means_tweets @CFA_Cullman Wait are you in Cullman

[Drunken Brunette @brunette_drunk]

@means_tweets @CFA_Cullman Me too 😢 I also need a Coke because I've thrown up 4x but I only have $1 😖

[Drunken Brunette @brunette_drunk]

Guess who has two opposable thumbs and is slightly inebriated......this girl 🙋

[Drunken Brunette @brunette_drunk]

Needing to stay up all night to prepare for tomorrow’s overnight shift. Do I want coffee or tequila?!

[Drunken Brunette @brunette_drunk]

Day drinking

[Drunken Brunette @brunette_drunk]

@moby_dickhead Ya can't just upload this video and not say anything 🙄🙄🙄

[Drunken Brunette @brunette_drunk]

Some people get drunk and accidentally have sex......I don't get drunk and accidentally get a new tattoo. #whatever #tattoonumber5

[Drunken Brunette @brunette_drunk]

Shot for the sky & I'm stuck on the ground. Why do I try, I know I'm gonna fall down

[Drunken Brunette @brunette_drunk]

This is the worst Christmas Eve in my life.

[Spoiled Little Brat @spoiledbratprbz]

Couples whose posts on social media make their first year of living together look glamorous and perfect all of the time can’t be trusted. Fake news.

[Drunken Brunette @brunette_drunk]

"when you feel like you love someone more than they love you, it can make you a little crazy." - Teddy, Grey's Anatomy

[Drunken Brunette @brunette_drunk]

@SassyHeelsGirls Baby daddy!

[Drunken Brunette @brunette_drunk]

I hate the days that we don't talk

[Drunken Brunette @brunette_drunk]

Maybe you'll have time for me one of these days

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Your professor appears to be what people of my generation call 'a bit of a dick.' https://t.co/0TSq0X17I9

[Drunken Brunette @brunette_drunk]

Frustrated. Stressed. Worried.